This month we will be looking over the Famous Chuck Manning film "Oranges Aren't Moving".

July -  "Cinaminaminalicious"

    If you really love Chuck Manning in every role that he plays regardless of his character this is a movie for you!  For some of you, seeing chuck play a role other than the hero or star of the movie is an insult to Chuck's great talent, but for those who realize that Chuck can showcase his great talent in any movie you will like this.  In "Cinaminaminalicious" Chuck plays a castaway on CBS's Survivor Island.  Chuck is in an episode where contestants are not voted off but rather they are killed off of scared off.  Chuck is involved in sexual relationships with some of the women on the island which contribute to the NC-17 rating of the movie.  As each person is killed off in the movie (mainly by a character played by a studly Michael Jackson) Chuck refuses to have any part in the killings.  Chuck is finally killed by Michael Jackson by what they call Bunga Bunga in the movie,  After he is killed Michael eats Chuck. When he first starts eating Chuck, Michael thinks he needs more flavor so he adds cinnamon. To Michael this is the most wonderful taste that he has ever had.  The rest of the movie continues to center around Michael and how everyone that he kills, he eats them with their meat cooked and flavored in cinnamon after he finds out how good human meat tastes, especially when cooked in cinnamon.  The movie ends when Michael wins the game and the million dollars but refuses to leave the island that he has grown to love.  He ends up staying there and starting a new race of beings that are halve wild boar and halve human.  If you have any ideas of movies to put on here leave your ideas in the guest book.  All the Movies of the Month have come from Chuck Manning movies recommended in the guest book!
 

June -  "Chuck Finds Out About Sexuality & STD's"

   "A strange title" or "I have never heard of that movie before," these are two phrases that you are probably saying to yourself right now.  Don't worry, that is normal, this movie does indeed have a strange title but warrants review and respect as much as Chucks other movies.  This movie was intended to be a sex-ed video for junior high school children, but did not do quite as well as producers had hoped.  The movie starts out with a short drama that shows a much younger looking Chuck Manning first off discovering hair in places hair had not previously been.  The story goes on and Chuck starts to feel attracted to girls as many pubescent boys do.  Chuck finds himself becoming very interested in one particular girl, Donna, who is equally attracted to Chuck.  Donna and Chuck become much closer until the point that they are spending too much time together.  Needless to say, I am sure, Chuck and Donna end up having sex.  Less than one month later, and after a messy breakup, Chuck finds that he has contracted various Sexually Transmitted Diseases, STD's, including Chlamydia, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Human Papillomavirus and many more.  The movie goes in depth on how the viruses affect Chuck's life and lifestyle.  After this dramatic production, the movie turns more to an information program on the facts about sex and STD's.  It covers pretty much everything one might know about sex, sexuality and STD's.  I think that it is a great movie for anyone to see.  I do not understand why it did not sell well.  When interviewing middle school teachers recently their biggest complaint was that number one: the movie covered way to much material and that number two: the movie was much too graphic in the viewing of actual sexual intercourse and close-ups of real cases of STD's.  I do not agree, and neither do other Chuck Manning fans according to Zacorius Hadsag, who said that he thoroughly enjoyed the movie.  So next Friday if you are looking for a true Chuck Manning Aficionado's dream sit down and enjoy "Chuck Finds Out About Sexuality & STD's".  This would also be a great selection too teach you kids about the Birds and the Bees!  Until next time enjoy ol' Chuck and his lesser known movies!

May -  "Oranges Aren't Moving"

   This older Chuck Manning film starring Adolph Hitler, and Chuck Manning, our favorite, plays Halley, the big Red Orange.  In this
wonderful movie Hitler yells terrible swear words in German at Halley, Halley who doesn't know what Hitler is yelling, but can sense
that it is negative, is very hurt emotionally by Hitler.  Halley tries to sell his body on the street for very little money to find comfort for his depression brought on by Hitler, but he is hurt even more when nobody will pick him up.  The audience is left to guess that Germans either can't eat an Orange that is so big, or else due to a difference in culture, they do not like to buy orange that are red.  Talk about weirdoes.  By the midpoint of the movie viewers are sympathetic towards Halley and for good reason.  Halley gets into drugs like fertilizer and really hits bottom.  This is the climax where Halley decides the only way to fight his depression is to try and rape Hitler and his fellow communists.  Halley never succeeds in Raping Hitler before Adolph commits suicide, but he makes up for this.  The final portion and resolution of the movie ends with Halley going to Frankenburg Germany were he finds little male communists at Martin Luther school in Frankenburg.  In Halley's pathetic attempt to get back at Hitler, He rapes a small child in Frankenburg named Rudolph the Zit Nosed German.  Immediately after his rape Martin flees Germany for Indiana, United States.  There is a problem though because Halley has fallen in love with Martin, for nearly a year Halley holds a silent vigil at the airport to rape Martin the Zit Nosed German once again.  For what seems like eternity Halley patiently waits at the airport.  The final scene of the movie is Martin coming into the airport from the plane and in an unbelievable spasm of suppressed sexual desire Martin is Raped violently to his death by Halley.

 
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