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Let's Play Ball!!!
Now pitching, for the Devonshire St. Demons, #3, Shifty McBissett.  Shifty's compiled a 3.25 ERA while beaning every batter at the plate.  Playing Left Field, #0, Crabby McWizenMaule.  Crabby's racked up an unimpressive .195 batting average while whining to the league about pitchers not treating left-handed batters with more respect.
Crabby McWizenMaule, stepping up to the plate.  Notice the awful stance, uncommon for any ball player.  Opposing team's catchers notice a foul smell emanating from him, when in this stance.  Crabby claims he knows nothing.
Joe BoasFestas, #7, up to the plate.  Or as he's better know as around the clubhouse, "Bare Feet Bunyan."  Joe's got a mildly impressive 2.75 batting average - while barefoot.  With shoes, it drops to 0.95.
Another wonderful vacation had by all.  Aside from everyone wondering "if we were there yet", everyone seemed to enjoy themselves here, and endured Michigan with dignity and fortitude (Except for Kim, who complained that Michigan has the worst roads, and she's right).  The weather wasn't too bad for us, and we found a wonderful restaurant (insert shameless plug here) called The Willow Tree.  Unfortunately, we didn't get up to the Upper Penninsula.  Perhaps another time, if they can stand being so far away from everything!  :-)  Not shown were the opposing team for the Devonshire St. Demons, The Mid-Atlantic Marauders, led by their star player Slider Russellzowski, who nearly got Crabby out at first with a beautiful slide... that she wasn't intending to do.  Another vacation in the books, now I wonder where our next destination will be?????  Stayed tuned!!
Shifty McBissett, up to the plate.  Shifty had no qualms about hitting the baseball directly into a tree, thereby claiming interference and taking his free walk.
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