Will Smith (Alex Hitchens in HITCH)
When I grow up, I wanna be Asian.
Josh Elliot
If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing.
Zimbabwe Proverb
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Unknown
You must be the change you wish to be in the world.
Mahatma Ghandi
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
Curiosity is the key to creativity.
Akio Morita
'Tis sometime the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
Cato the Elder
Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow! (Carpe Diem, quam minimum credula postero.)
Horace -65 B.C. to 8 B.C.
A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman.
American Proverb
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Annonymous
You can only be young once. but you can always be immature.
Dave Barry
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tounge to clean our genitals.
Rimmer Red Dwarf
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl with an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
Common Sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
Albert Einstein
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Erica Jong
Love and stoplights can be cruel.
Sesame Street
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
Unknown
Jazz will endure just as long as people hear it through their feet instead of their brains.
John Philip Sousa
I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves muic.
Billy Joel
You are the music while the music lasts.
T.S. Elliot
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deoderant on, they don't get it.
Liam Gallahger