Okay, as you may be able to tell, the seventh grade Freedom Seekers just got back from St. Louis today.
THAT WAS THE BEST FRICKING FIELD TRIP I'VE EVER HAD!!! EVER WILL HAVE!!! ALWAYS WILL BE!!
Okay, we got to school Thurday (yesterday) and got on the busses and loaded our crap into them and then we drove all the way to St. Louis only stopping once to eat at McDonald's and DQ. When we got to St. Louis we went straight to the Science Center and looked around at all the exhibits and then we went to get in line for the omnimax movie called Fighter Pilot which I also saw in Washington DC. While we were walking over, we stopped to build an arch out of the squishy blocks and there, right across from us were some hot guys I'd noticed earlier. I told Amanda and Taylor and Kelly and we stared at them and they kindof showed off for us and then we went into the movie. After that we went to the hotel and got unpacked and cleaned up and went downstairs to Max & Erma's(in the hotel). We had pre-ordered our food and everything so they were ready and all and so we just sat down and waited. Amanda or somebody noticed a shirtless guy in the park who was sitting on a bench drinking Vodka and I'm like, " He's gonna get drunk and strip for us later I'll bet," and then I saw this really hot guy that worked in the restaraunt named Tyler (so his name tag said) and we stared at him the whole time. We got our food and shortly after I heard some people screaming and laughing and saying something about a guy humping a trash can. I looked out and sure enough, The Trash Can Man (now called by everyone) was humping the can like some extremely horny dog might do to someone's leg. We all laughed and went on trying to eat and (I couldn't) some people finished and started getting up and leaving when we looked out side and the Trash Can Man was putting on his shirt. We all cheered "yay" and said "thank god he's leaving" and kept watching, waiting for him to walk off. About two seconds later the guy unbuckles his belt and unzips his pants and after that I turned away. From what information I have gathered he pulled his pants down and peed all over the sidewalk and the trash can. When I looked up he had zipped his pants, popped a little painter's hat on his head, swung his plastic bag over his shoulder and began to walk toward the arch. I couldn't eat anymore, my stomach hurt too bad from laughing, and so we sat and stared at Tyler. Right before we were about to leave I left a note that said"Tyler, you are HOT! -The girls from room 946 P.S. You guys have good service P.S.S. You also have good entertainment!" on a napkin. Mrs. Gehlhausen found it and showed it to everyone in her room (do I care??) and Tyler didn't get it. That was the end of my Max and Ermas escapade.
After we ate we went up to our room and changed or whatever and got our cameras and left for the St. Louis Cardinals stadium (right across the street). We walked over and then we got in and sat for an hour watching the people warm up and get interveiwed and finally, the game started. About 8-o-clock Amanda wanted to go and call Anthony and so we told Mr. Wetzel that we were thirsty and that we were going to go and get a drink and went out onto the little balcony and called Anthony. About 5 minutes into the call I was busy staring down at the level below us looking for hot guys when I saw someone look up that was hot. IT WAS THE GUY FROM THE DANG MUSEUM!!! He stared at us forever and then he finally walked off and went on to sit like, 4 rows down from where we were. Happy? I was Ecstatic!! Then we went back to our seat and sat forever until the game was over (other team won) and we started leaving. A whole bunch of girls were blocking the way out so I pushed to the front and lo and behold, some hot drunk guys were walking towards them and backing away saying things like, "Wassupppp??" and "how's it goooinnn'?????" I went up to one of them and told them that we are from a town called Santa Claus, Indiana just to see what they'd do and they said, "We are too!!" It was hilarious. They kept walking toward the girls and saying stuff (lookin good was also in the mix) and the girls kept screaming and moving back and I kept standing there. Finally, after someone (Lyndsi Woolem's mom) saw what was happening, she pulled me back by the handle on my back back and said, come on we need to go and made us turn around and walk off. I shouted "You're hot!! We are staying at the Drury Inn on floor 9" to the guys and left. I deeply regret not being able to get a picture!! Amanda said that they probably would have pulled down their pants but that would have been sort of nice wouldn't it?
Today was... Today was fun... In a boring way. Er... Well, at continental breakfast there was a hot guy that Leah found out that Amanda and I thought was hot and told him (he had a girlfriend, we later found out) and Mr. Guth told me to shut up about hot guys because quote" It's annoying the crap out of me" and then we found out that our bus driver (one of them anyway) had ditched us because he didn't want to share a room with someone else and we had to wait forever for him to get to the hotel to pick us up and so we sat there and waved at old people. ( I forgot to add in, there was a hot guy in a car that we waved at that waved back!!!) The bus got there, we went to the zoo, we came home, and now I'm here!! YAY!! Well, that was my little trip to St. Louis! Hope to have another exactly like it! TOODLES!!
-Meghan