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THE TOTALLY RANDOM BAND STORY |
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The odd story about Ed, pickles, and monkeys that the band wrote during finals. Everything is spelled the way it was written down by the authors. If you get easily freaked out, hate pediphiles or people like John and Casey, you may not want to read this. You have been forewarned. |
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" I absolutely LOVE the senior guys and some of the girls!" said Ed. It was a Monday morning and Ed was sitting at Holiday World in Kringle's Cafe. Ed Followed some seniors to Splashin Safari. He asked this girl for her phone number but she shoved him into the Congo River. Ed then decided he should see if any guys wanted to do lunch. He walked up to a group of guys and asked if they wanted to eat lunch with him. They said no because they were getting ready to go to the Celine Dion concert and Ed asked if he could join them. At that moment Celine Dion died, and monkeys attacked the world in hope to destroy french fries and pickles. But then they decided to get laid so they did and then the monkeys ate everybody on earth except for John, Casey, all the hott people, and all the good bands. I love my mom. I wish I had a pizza with pepporoni and I love somebody that you don't know! I love Anthony. After the monkeys got rid of the pickles and french fries the whole country of Niger died of hunger. Then John and Casey rivived everyone with a new potion ............................ |
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Okay, so Akers walked in right as we were putting the finishing touches on the story... Well, Josh was anyway. Maybe we'll finish it someday... Hopefully not. If we do John and Casey are not going to be helping much.. Or at all actually... |
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