Random Quotes
Yeah...So this is what I do all day. Sit around and collect quotes.
And twiddle my pinky fingers. It truly is a wonderful life...
"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose." -Janis Joplin"If you ever drop your keys into a pool of lava, forget about them, cuz man, they're gone." -Jack Handey
"My parents keep asking how school was. It's like saying, 'How was that drive-by shooting?' You don't care how it was, you're just lucky to get out alive." -My So-Called Life
"The time has come," the Walrus said,"to
speak of many things. Of shoes and ships
and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings. Of why
the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have
wings." -Lewis Carrol
"Jesus loved the outcasts. He loves the ones the world just
loves to hate. And as long as there's a heaven,
there'll be a failure to excommunicate." -Relient K
"WE ARE WHO WE ARE, WHATEVER THE OTHERS SAY." -The Sundays
"But there is no heart, however serious, that finds death of
culture entirely lacking in entertainment." -A Prayer For Owen Meany
"I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars." -Tori Amos
"I'm dancing, I'm writing songs, about what bothers me the most,
about those who can't dance at all." -K's Choice, "Paradise in Me"
"To the world you may just be somebody,
but to somebody, you may be the world." -Unknown
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto
someone�s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have
to laugh, because what is that thing? - Jack Handey
"What you don't have you don't need it now,
what you don't know you can feel somehow." -U2
"We are one body, one body in Christ. And we do not stand alone." -?
"God doesn't love us because we're good or because we're smart.
We're bad and we're stupid and God loves us anyway." -A Prayer for Owen Meany
"I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out
every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the
old board of his wheel. Then he'd spin it round and round,
like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell
out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy.
But then we had some growing up to do. - Jack Handey
