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| .There.Are.Six.Kind.Of.Vaginal.Itches. |
| ( here are the 'scientific' names and descriptions ) |
| 2.) "Period pad" itch :- caused by pad discomfort when it is her time of the month. |
| 1.) "Need air" itch :- an everyday itch in the crotch area, indicating you might need some air down there. |
| 3.) "After period" itch :- this is the time when a girl wonders where her pad went cause it made scratching the 'unreachable' areas feel sooo much better. |
| 4.) "Yeast infection" itch :- no description needed... |
| 5.) "Pee sting" itch :- if it 'burns' to pee,consult the nearest gynecologist. |
| 6.) "Neither region" itch :- this itch can either be relieved by a finger, a vibrating mechanical object, or a male specimen. |
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