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| .The.Top.Ten.Reasons.Why.Bras.Are.Un-necessary.And.Uncomfortable. |
| 1.) The tags seem to have a mind of their own and know when to piss you off, so they are forever scratching you. |
| 2.) If there is too much padding, it makes your tiny boobs confined even more so then they should be. On hot days this can be even worse, resulting your bra being stuck to your boobs, |
| 3.) Sweaty days equal 'stuck' bras. Never fun to adjust in public. |
| 4.) When the bra gets a little to old and disheveled, the hooks become crazy... for some odd reason 'they' decide that 'they' would not like to completely hook under leaving an unknowing girl to walk around with a bra that could SNAP at any moment or time. |
| 5.) Wires under the bra that are meant to fool men into thinking your boobs are naturally perky and full that often leave marks embedded into your skin and cause under boob pains for weeks at a time. |
| 6.) All the lacey, pretty, sometimes kinky looking bras always cost an arm and a leg. Women buy them thinking it will please their guys...Then they wear them only to find that the bra is a piece of shit that was made in Israel by starving children under Kathy Lee's hand and fall apart in the wash. |
| 7.) Each boob is not the exact same size as the other, which often at times leaves one side of your bra to be not be full of 'boobage'. So then when you wear a shirt you see bra wrinkles on one side of your chest, which leaves others to believe that you stuff your bra. |
| 8.) Bras are all very decieving. It would be easier to walk around in a nudist colony, then having to deal with the look on a guy's face when they actually see how small you really are, and that there's nothing to grab. |
| 9.) Female etiquette :- -- not to grab thyself in public. But goddamnit! Sometimes we get so fucking itchy! Our boobs need oxygen and room to breathe, so when 'they' are confined in a little squished place all day, 'they' get hot and pissed. |
| 10.) Guys seem to fumble a little too much when it comes to the Bra area. So wouldn't it be easier for girls to walk around bra-less? I'm sure every guy would agree. |
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