FACT OR FICTION by clueless_psycho


Kougaiji. Of all people.

 

Sanzo and Gojyo found him sitting at the bar counter as they entered the bar. The youkai prince looked depressed, he was nursing a glass of straight whiskey. Or, was it double whiskey ?

 

"Oi, Kou !" Gojyo called out. "Mind if we join you ?"

 

"Do as you please, just leave me alone," answered Kougaiji without even lifting up his face.

 

Gojyo sat on a stool by Kougaiji's side and patted the prince's back. Sanzo sat at Gojyo's other side, apparently staying as far away from Kougaiji as possible.

 

"I said : leave me alone !" snapped Kougaiji, sounding terribly irritated.

 

"Yo, what happened, Kou ?" Gojyo slipped one cigarette between his lips. He offered his pack of cigarette to Kougaiji, but Kougaiji refused. The bartender lighted the cigarette for Gojyo and he ordered double whiskey too. Sanzo already gulped down half mug of his beer. "Doesn't look like you to be so depressed like this. Getting desperate fighting us and never win a single bit ?"

 

"Like hell," Kougaiji snorted.

 

"So, what's up ? C'mon, tell me. It's good to talk sometimes, y'know. Is it about Lirin again ? Is she going berserk again ? Or Yaone-chan ? Do you finally realise her feelings towards yourself ? Or Dokugakuji ? I'd say, just kick him the hell out of your castle. "

 

Kougaiji sighed and sipped his whiskey a little.

 

"Gojyo, I think you'd better leave him alone as he wished," Sanzo finally spoke, blowing rings of smoke out of his mouth. "Besides, if Kou wants to talk, I don't think he'd talk to an imbecile kappa who doesn't even know when to stop talking."

 

"Ceh, talking like a genious, yourself," Gojyo snorted, finished his drink in one big gulp and ordered one more.

"You see, Gojyo," Kougaiji finally turned and looked at Gojyo. "I don't think you're imbecile, but I just don't think you understand my feelings."

 

"Ya … what ? Your feelings ? You have feelings towards myself ?" Gojyo almost jumped from his seat, he looked like he saw a ghost right in front of his eyes.

 

"No, no," Kougaiji shook his head. "God forbids it if I have feelings towards yourself. I mean, you're OK, because people know you're straight. You're always chasing girls and you always spend nights bedding them. People don't get wrong impression about yourself."

 

"Kou, what are you actually talking about ?" Gojyo's eyebrows narrowed. "Speak straight … clearly … in a language I can understand."

 

"Look, the reason I feel so depressed is because people like to write stories about me having male to male sexual relationship with Sanzo."

 

Sanzo chuckled, but restrained himself from commenting.

 

"I mean, how could they do that ?" Kougaiji continued. "Why is it too difficult for them to accept that I have no interest in other male ? Don't they even care that Sanzo and I are actually enemies ? We despise each other, why would we have a relationship, let alone an intimate one ?"

 

"Ha ha …," Gojyo laughed so hard that Sanzo almost knocked his head with paper fan. "So that's why you're so depressed …"

 

"Yes, I mean - I don't know Sanzo, but I'm a crown prince, I have dignity and honor I have to protect and maintain … I have a family, I have a little sister, I carry my father's name and my mother and my stepmother …"

 

"I thought you hate your stepmother …" Gojyo cut in.

 

"Yeah, but she's still a family," Kougaiji answered. "Also, I have to think about my people. I don't want them to have wrong impressions about me as well, although I don't think that would influence their opinions about myself."

 

"I'd say : just ignore them !" Sanzo said suddenly.

 

"Ignore them ?" Kougaiji frowned, as if he had just been told to cut his own head. "I can ignore them, but what about my family ? What about Lirin ? She's not supposed to hear or read stories like that. You know those stories, most of them are very *vulgar*, as if we're enjoying it."

 

"Just ignore them," Sanzo repeated his words. "We don't know them, they don't know us. Why do you care to bother at all ?"

 

Kougaiji stunned, then slumped back and sipped his drink again.

 

Gojyo laughed.

 

"I'd say : let's go find some chicks and prove yourself that you're a *true* gentleman," he said, putting one hand on Kougaiji's shoulder. "I can teach you some tricks."

 

"No," Kougaiji pushed Gojyo's hand off his shoulder. "I think I'll go back home."

 

"Hei, hei, when you're depressed, sometimes home is not a good place to go back to," said Gojyo.

 

"Let him do whatever he pleases, Gojyo," Sanzo stood up. "I'm going to sleep."

 

"Well, don't wait for me," said Gojyo as the monk walked away from the bar. "Tell the saru he can have the whole room for himself tonight."

 

Kougaiji walked out too, but as he reached the door, something hit him and knocked him to the floor. When he came back to his senses, he realised that it was not *something*, but it was Sanzo. The monk tried shakily to stand up, there was blood trickling down the corner of his mouth. Someone apparently punched him very hard and threw him back inside.

 

"Shit, those drunks !" Sanzo swore, wiping the blood from his mouth. "I'll give them a lesson that they'll never forget …"

 

But Sanzo didn't finish his words, he fell unconciously. He didn't hit the floor because once again, he landed on Kougaiji's body, who hadn't managed to get up yet.

 

"Sanzo !" Gojyo ran towards them.

 

"I think, he's unconcious," said Kougaiji as he tried to sit and shifted Sanzo's body from his.

 

A face poked on the doorway. A guard.

 

"Is he allright ?" he asked. "I'm sorry, but he walked straight into the middle of a fight."

 

"Oh, he'll be okay," Gojyo answered. "He's used to this."

 

"Shall we take him to hospital ?" asked the guard again.

 

"No, no, I'll just take him back to his hotel room," replied Gojyo.

 

"Are you sure ?"

 

"Yeah, just take care of those drunks, otherwise, I'll teach them some really good lessons."

 

"'kay." The guard waved and disappeared.

 

"Ceh, what a perfect night to walk into a fight and got punched," Gojyo snorted as he tried to lift Sanzo's body. "There goes my hot, wet night."

 

Kougaiji stood up. "Gojyo," he said. "I'll take him to the hotel. You just go for your chicks."

 

"OK," Gojyo said without second thought, thrusting Sanzo's body to Kougaiji's hands. "His room number is 332, he's sharing it with Hakkai. Hakkai might have slept, but just wake him up."

 

"OK."

 

Then Gojyo left, whistling, and Kougaiji carried Sanzo to the hotel.

 

He knocked the door of Room 332 several times, but no answer. Still holding onto Sanzo, Kougaiji pressed his ear to the door, trying to listen to Hakkai's breath. But there was no sound at all inside the room.

 

"Kougaiji ! Of all people !" Hakkai's sleepy-but-alert voice almost made Kougaiji jump. "And what happened to Sanzo sama ?"

 

"Oh, he walked straight to a fight and got punched unconcious," Kougaiji explained. "I offered to take him here because Gojyo wanted to find some chicks."

 

"Sounds very Gojyo like," said Hakkai. "Arigatou, Kou. I'll take him inside."

 

"No, it's OK. Just give me the key, I'll put him to bed," said Kougaiji.

 

"Kou, what happened ? You're very kind tonight ?" asked Hakkai. His expression switched to *alert*. "You're not planning something, aren't you ?"

 

"No, unfortunately, I'm a foul mood today that I couldn't care about some scrolls of sutra," replied Kougaiji. "Just give me the key and go back to sleep. I'll put Sanzo in bed and I'll leave."

 

"OK, OK," Hakkai gave Kougaiji the key. "G'night, Kou."

 

Hakkai waved his hand and went back to the room he shared with Goku.

 

"Hakkai !" Kougaiji suddenly called him up.

 

"Yes ?"

 

"Aren't you supposed to share the room with Sanzo ?"

 

"Nope," Hakkai nodded. "Thought Sanzo would be out with Gojyo for a long time, I don't wanna him to wake me up in the middle of my dreams when he gets back. So I decided to sleep in Goku's room. Ja !"

 

Kougaiji unlocked the door and pushed it open with his foot. He carried Sanzo to the bed and put him there. He thought for a moment, then he untied Sanzo's robe and peeled the robe off Sanzo's body, leaving the black undergarment and jeans trousers. Then he went to the bathroom, ran hot water on a small towel, squeezed it, went back to the room and dabbed Sanzo's bloddied mouth with the damp towel. Sanzo stirred. Kougaiji sat at the edge of the bed and leaned close to Sanzo's face.

 

"Sanzo ? Can you hear me ?" he whispered.

 

Sanzo moved a little, opened his eyes a little, looked at Kougaiji, and closed his eyes again.

 

Kougaiji took a deep breath, relieved. He dabbed the rest of Sanzo's face and Sanzo suddenly opened up his eyes again and sat straight.

 

"Kou," he whispered.

 

"Yes ?"

Before Kougaiji could prevent it, Sanzo already put his hand on Kougaiji's neck. Sanzo pulled Kougaiji's face close to his own and pressed his lips on Kougaiji's lips.

 

For a moment, Kougaiji was startled. His mind was blogged, stopped thinking and his heart stopped beating. Feeling no reaction from the other end, Sanzo deepened his kiss, parted his lips a bit and nibbled on Kougaiji's lower lip while his arms wrapped tightly around Kougaji's neck.

 

When Sanzo's tongue touched his, Kougaiji could not restain himself anymore. He let a groan out in the back of his throat. He wrapped his arms around Sanzo's body, hugged him tightly and ravished Sanzo's mouth as if they were delicious desserts. As heat built up inside his body and pooled under his tummy, Kougaiji found himself laying on his back on the bed, with Sanzo sitting on top him, slipping one hand inside the youkai's trousers.

 

No, Kougaiji could almost hear himself scream but as Sanzo's fingers touched the sensitive bulge between his legs, he couldn't help but gave up.

 

* * *

 

Kougaiji opened up his eyes and found Gojyo's face leaned so close that their noses almoust touched. He suddenly realised that he was laying on the floor of the hotel room and he was naked under the blanket. Gojyo smiled in such a devilish grin that Kougaiji, under different circumstances, would be happy to punch him to hell and back.

 

"Had a good night, Oujisama ?" teased Gojyo.

 

Bastard, Kougaiji swore under his breath. What did he do, sneaking up into the room like that.

 

But this was his room.

 

"That's why I told you to come with me find some chicks," Gojyo continued. "Now you can't get away, you'd done it with Sanzo."

 

Sanzo ?

 

Kougaiji's ear caught the sound of Sanzo's soft breath. The monk was laying on one of the twin bed, naked under the blanket as well.

 

"I have to go," Kougaiji wrapped the blanket around his body and stood up. Picking up his clothes that were scattered on the floor, he headed for the bathroom. "Don't tell Sanzo. I think he was still unconcious when that happened."

 

"Sounds like the youkai prince to always want to protect someone else's ass," Gojyo inhaled his smoke deeply. "Don't worry, your secret is safe with me."

Kougaiji got dressed up quickly and slipped away, not bothering to look back.

 

* * *

 

"Neh, Sanzo," Hakkai said as he drove the jeep towards the West. "I happened to hear some noises from your room last night. What happened ?"

 

Gojyo tried not to laugh. He looked up to the sky.

 

"Nani ?" asked Goku. "What happened, Sanzo ? Did someone break in and steal something ?"

 

"Yeah, something like that," Gojyo answered.

 

"Sanzo ?" Goku grabbed the shoulder of Sanzo's robe and shook him.

 

But Sanzo didn't answer or react. He was sleeping, very deeply, with his arms folded on his chest.

 

Jeez, I'm so tired, he subconciously thought. As if I was punched and grinded hard last night. What happened last night ?

 

^_^

 

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