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FACT OR FICTION by
clueless_psycho Sanzo and Gojyo found him sitting
at the bar counter as they entered the bar.
The youkai prince looked depressed, he was nursing a glass of straight
whiskey. Or, was it double whiskey ? "Oi, Kou !"
Gojyo called out. "Mind if we
join you ?" "Do as you please,
just leave me alone," answered Kougaiji without even lifting up his
face. Gojyo sat on a stool by
Kougaiji's side and patted the prince's back. Sanzo sat at Gojyo's other side, apparently staying as far away
from Kougaiji as possible. "I said : leave me
alone !" snapped Kougaiji, sounding terribly irritated. "Yo, what happened,
Kou ?" Gojyo slipped one cigarette between his lips. He offered his pack of cigarette to
Kougaiji, but Kougaiji refused. The
bartender lighted the cigarette for Gojyo and he ordered double whiskey
too. Sanzo already gulped down half
mug of his beer. "Doesn't look
like you to be so depressed like this.
Getting desperate fighting us and never win a single bit ?" "Like hell,"
Kougaiji snorted. "So, what's up ? C'mon, tell me. It's good to talk sometimes, y'know. Is it about Lirin again ? Is she going berserk again ? Or Yaone-chan ? Do you finally realise her feelings towards yourself ? Or Dokugakuji ? I'd say, just kick him the hell out of your castle. " Kougaiji sighed and sipped
his whiskey a little. "Gojyo, I think you'd
better leave him alone as he wished," Sanzo finally spoke, blowing rings
of smoke out of his mouth.
"Besides, if Kou wants to talk, I don't think he'd talk to an
imbecile kappa who doesn't even know when to stop talking." "Ceh, talking like a
genious, yourself," Gojyo snorted, finished his drink in one big gulp
and ordered one more. "You see,
Gojyo," Kougaiji finally turned and looked at Gojyo. "I don't think you're imbecile, but I
just don't think you understand my feelings." "Ya … what ? Your feelings ? You have feelings towards myself ?" Gojyo almost jumped
from his seat, he looked like he saw a ghost right in front of his eyes. "No, no,"
Kougaiji shook his head. "God
forbids it if I have feelings towards yourself. I mean, you're OK, because people know you're straight. You're always chasing girls and you always
spend nights bedding them. People
don't get wrong impression about yourself." "Kou, what are you
actually talking about ?" Gojyo's eyebrows narrowed. "Speak straight … clearly … in a
language I can understand." "Look, the reason I
feel so depressed is because people like to write stories about me having
male to male sexual relationship with Sanzo." Sanzo chuckled, but
restrained himself from commenting. "I mean, how could
they do that ?" Kougaiji continued.
"Why is it too difficult for them to accept that I have no
interest in other male ? Don't they
even care that Sanzo and I are actually enemies ? We despise each other, why would we have a relationship, let
alone an intimate one ?" "Ha ha …," Gojyo
laughed so hard that Sanzo almost knocked his head with paper fan. "So that's why you're so depressed
…" "Yes, I mean - I
don't know Sanzo, but I'm a crown prince, I have dignity and honor I have to
protect and maintain … I have a family, I have a little sister, I carry my
father's name and my mother and my stepmother …" "I thought you hate
your stepmother …" Gojyo cut in. "Yeah, but she's
still a family," Kougaiji answered.
"Also, I have to think about my people. I don't want them to have wrong impressions about me as well,
although I don't think that would influence their opinions about
myself." "I'd say : just
ignore them !" Sanzo said suddenly. "Ignore them ?"
Kougaiji frowned, as if he had just been told to cut his own head. "I can ignore them, but what about my
family ? What about Lirin ? She's not supposed to hear or read stories
like that. You know those stories,
most of them are very *vulgar*, as if we're enjoying it." "Just ignore
them," Sanzo repeated his words.
"We don't know them, they don't know us. Why do you care to bother at all ?" Kougaiji stunned, then
slumped back and sipped his drink again. Gojyo laughed. "I'd say : let's go
find some chicks and prove yourself that you're a *true* gentleman," he
said, putting one hand on Kougaiji's shoulder. "I can teach you some tricks." "No," Kougaiji
pushed Gojyo's hand off his shoulder.
"I think I'll go back home." "Hei, hei, when
you're depressed, sometimes home is not a good place to go back to,"
said Gojyo. "Let him do whatever
he pleases, Gojyo," Sanzo stood up.
"I'm going to sleep." "Well, don't wait for
me," said Gojyo as the monk walked away from the bar. "Tell the saru he can have the whole
room for himself tonight." Kougaiji walked out too,
but as he reached the door, something hit him and knocked him to the
floor. When he came back to his
senses, he realised that it was not *something*, but it was Sanzo. The monk tried shakily to stand up, there
was blood trickling down the corner of his mouth. Someone apparently punched him very hard and threw him back
inside. "Shit, those drunks
!" Sanzo swore, wiping the blood from his mouth. "I'll give them a lesson that they'll
never forget …" But Sanzo didn't finish
his words, he fell unconciously. He
didn't hit the floor because once again, he landed on Kougaiji's body, who
hadn't managed to get up yet. "Sanzo !" Gojyo
ran towards them. "I think, he's
unconcious," said Kougaiji as he tried to sit and shifted Sanzo's body
from his. A face poked on the
doorway. A guard. "Is he allright
?" he asked. "I'm sorry,
but he walked straight into the middle of a fight." "Oh, he'll be
okay," Gojyo answered.
"He's used to this." "Shall we take him to
hospital ?" asked the guard again. "No, no, I'll just
take him back to his hotel room," replied Gojyo. "Are you sure ?" "Yeah, just take care
of those drunks, otherwise, I'll teach them some really good lessons." "'kay." The
guard waved and disappeared. "Ceh, what a perfect
night to walk into a fight and got punched," Gojyo snorted as he tried
to lift Sanzo's body. "There
goes my hot, wet night." Kougaiji stood up. "Gojyo," he said. "I'll take him to the hotel. You just go for your chicks." "OK," Gojyo said
without second thought, thrusting Sanzo's body to Kougaiji's hands. "His room number is 332, he's sharing
it with Hakkai. Hakkai might have slept,
but just wake him up." "OK." Then Gojyo left,
whistling, and Kougaiji carried Sanzo to the hotel. He knocked the door of
Room 332 several times, but no answer.
Still holding onto Sanzo, Kougaiji pressed his ear to the door, trying
to listen to Hakkai's breath. But
there was no sound at all inside the room. "Kougaiji ! Of all people !" Hakkai's
sleepy-but-alert voice almost made Kougaiji jump. "And what happened to Sanzo sama ?" "Oh, he walked
straight to a fight and got punched unconcious," Kougaiji
explained. "I offered to take
him here because Gojyo wanted to find some chicks." "Sounds very Gojyo
like," said Hakkai.
"Arigatou, Kou. I'll take
him inside." "No, it's OK. Just give me the key, I'll put him to
bed," said Kougaiji. "Kou, what happened
? You're very kind tonight ?"
asked Hakkai. His expression switched
to *alert*. "You're not planning
something, aren't you ?" "No, unfortunately,
I'm a foul mood today that I couldn't care about some scrolls of sutra,"
replied Kougaiji. "Just give me
the key and go back to sleep. I'll
put Sanzo in bed and I'll leave." "OK, OK," Hakkai
gave Kougaiji the key. "G'night,
Kou." Hakkai waved his hand and
went back to the room he shared with Goku. "Hakkai !"
Kougaiji suddenly called him up. "Yes ?" "Aren't you supposed to share the room with Sanzo ?" "Nope," Hakkai
nodded. "Thought Sanzo would be
out with Gojyo for a long time, I don't wanna him to wake me up in the middle
of my dreams when he gets back. So I
decided to sleep in Goku's room. Ja
!" Kougaiji unlocked the door
and pushed it open with his foot. He
carried Sanzo to the bed and put him there.
He thought for a moment, then he untied Sanzo's robe and peeled the
robe off Sanzo's body, leaving the black undergarment and jeans
trousers. Then he went to the
bathroom, ran hot water on a small towel, squeezed it, went back to the room
and dabbed Sanzo's bloddied mouth with the damp towel. Sanzo stirred. Kougaiji sat at the edge of the bed and leaned close to Sanzo's
face. "Sanzo ? Can you hear me ?" he whispered. Sanzo moved a little, opened
his eyes a little, looked at Kougaiji, and closed his eyes again. Kougaiji took a deep
breath, relieved. He dabbed the rest of Sanzo's face and Sanzo suddenly
opened up his eyes again and sat straight. "Kou," he
whispered. "Yes ?" Before Kougaiji could
prevent it, Sanzo already put his hand on Kougaiji's neck. Sanzo pulled Kougaiji's face close to his
own and pressed his lips on Kougaiji's lips. For a moment, Kougaiji was
startled. His mind was blogged,
stopped thinking and his heart stopped beating. Feeling no reaction from the other end, Sanzo deepened his
kiss, parted his lips a bit and nibbled on Kougaiji's lower lip while his
arms wrapped tightly around Kougaji's neck. When Sanzo's tongue
touched his, Kougaiji could not restain himself anymore. He let a groan out in the back of his
throat. He wrapped his arms around
Sanzo's body, hugged him tightly and ravished Sanzo's mouth as if they were
delicious desserts. As heat built up
inside his body and pooled under his tummy, Kougaiji found himself laying on
his back on the bed, with Sanzo sitting on top him, slipping one hand inside
the youkai's trousers. No, Kougaiji could almost
hear himself scream but as Sanzo's fingers touched the sensitive bulge
between his legs, he couldn't help but gave up. * * * Kougaiji opened up his
eyes and found Gojyo's face leaned so close that their noses almoust
touched. He suddenly realised that he
was laying on the floor of the hotel room and he was naked under the blanket. Gojyo smiled in such a devilish grin that
Kougaiji, under different circumstances, would be happy to punch him to hell
and back. "Had a good night,
Oujisama ?" teased Gojyo. Bastard, Kougaiji swore
under his breath. What did he do,
sneaking up into the room like that. But this was his room. "That's why I told
you to come with me find some chicks," Gojyo continued. "Now you can't get away, you'd done
it with Sanzo." Sanzo ? Kougaiji's ear caught the
sound of Sanzo's soft breath. The monk
was laying on one of the twin bed, naked under the blanket as well. "I have to go,"
Kougaiji wrapped the blanket around his body and stood up. Picking up his clothes that were scattered
on the floor, he headed for the bathroom.
"Don't tell Sanzo. I
think he was still unconcious when that happened." "Sounds like the
youkai prince to always want to protect someone else's ass," Gojyo
inhaled his smoke deeply. "Don't
worry, your secret is safe with me." Kougaiji got dressed up
quickly and slipped away, not bothering to look back. * * * "Neh, Sanzo,"
Hakkai said as he drove the jeep towards the West. "I happened to hear
some noises from your room last night.
What happened ?" Gojyo tried not to
laugh. He looked up to the sky. "Nani ?" asked
Goku. "What happened, Sanzo
? Did someone break in and steal
something ?" "Yeah, something like
that," Gojyo answered. "Sanzo ?" Goku
grabbed the shoulder of Sanzo's robe and shook him. But Sanzo didn't answer or
react. He was sleeping, very deeply,
with his arms folded on his chest. Jeez, I'm so tired, he
subconciously thought. As if I was
punched and grinded hard last night.
What happened last night ? ^_^ ~end~ |