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| I know many of you have a serious problem. You just have too much game. Your game is always on, and you don�t know how to turn it off. Many of you have members of the opposite sex flocking around you and you don�t know how to get rid of them. Well, you have nothing to fear. Thanks to my extensive research on the topic, I have proven ways to get members of the opposite sex to become totally unattracted to you. Maybe even repulsed. Try these proven methods, and I guarantee instant results. |
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| One thing I have discovered is that Mr. T is not a particularly good conversational piece when it comes to romantic relationships. I myself have found that most women hate Mr. T for some reason. I was talking about this with a friend the other day, and he said that many women don�t like Mr. T because he is loud and abrasive. According to Mr. T, however, women love him, because �T stands for Tough with the guys, and Tender with the ladies.� Anyhow, I have found that a good Mr. T impersonation really chills that romantic feeling in the air. My favorite Mr. T line is in Rocky III when a reporter asked what Mr. T�s prediction was for his rematch with Rocky. Mr. T responded by saying �Prediction???? PAIN!!!!!� One time, on a first date with this girl, I decided to start the evening off with this line, but I was clever enough to switch the words around. I said �Hey Nick, what�s you prediction for this evening???? � Then I responded, �Prediction???? PAIN!!!!!� I don�t know what that girl thought I was insinuating, but whatever it was, she wasn�t down with it. |
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| When a reporter asked Michael Jackson why he keeps grabbing his crotch when he dances, Michael Jackson responded by saying �I am just a slave to my rhythm.� That is something Michael and I have in common. I just love to dance, anywhere, anytime. Now most women will tell you that they love to dance. My research has shown that this is false. Most women I have come in contact with hate when I dance, particularly when I dance in supermarkets, shopping malls, libraries, or bookstores. I don�t know what it is. When I hear the muizac version of �Dancing Queen� by Abba, I just have to bust out and do the running man, even if it is in aisle 8 of Shop Rite. I guess I am a slave of my rhythm, like Michael Jackson. |