| The Lovely Poop Club!! |
| Dont ask how this club got started...but it did....so...there!!! someother names for poop!! some from bored.com and some that i hear everyday. (from my daddy) *butt biskit *poopy *shit *butt bomb *caca *crap *poo poo *doodie *dung *dump *feces *turd *linclon log *tootsie rolls *Mr.Hankey(the christmas poop) *stool *deuce |
| the current memebers of this disturbing club!! *Jill *Ashley *Derek *Joesph *Sean * Gunny if you want to join this club please email us! |
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| Ghost poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie- The Kind where you poopie is out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe you butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with skid marks. Second Wave Poopie: It happens when your done poopie-ing, and you have pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to pooie some more! Pop-a-vein-in-your-forhead poopie: The kind where you stain so much to get it out, you almost have a stroke Lincoln log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're a afraid to flush without breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. Fisherman's bobber poopie: That's the kind where you're in the public rest-room, and there are two people waiting for your stall. you poopie and flush two times, but several golf ball-sized pieces are still floating on the water! Spinal tap poopie: That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways The pebbles-from-heaven poopie: An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from god when you cannot poopie The wipers nightmare:thats the kind that breaks off to soon, an half falls in to the bowl and half stays hanging The mood Enhancer: This poopie occures after a lengthly period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again. |
| Differnet Kinds of Poo! |
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