2. "PUG!"
3. "White self, quit ur lyin' heffer, white self"
4. "YOU HO!"
5. "Manda! Its a lobster!"
6. "Give me something to suck on Nicole!"
7. "Row your boat."
8. "OH MY GAWD! YOU ASSHOLE!"
9. "You ungrateful bastard!"
10. " I pictured a cow in an empty pasture with its tongue hanging out of its nose, then it started running towards me..."
11. "You know, if I shaved this and this I'll have a mohawk."
12. "But then you would be walking all crooked cuz it would hurt..."
13. "You know how old people are always worried about their hips."
14. "Mufasa!" "OOO do it again." "Mufasa" "OOOO" "Mufasa! Mufasa! Mufasa!"
15. "Its my bar of chocolate, give it to me now."
16. "Whats a dradle?" "I think its a Jewish hat" "Maybe its a Jewish tampon"
17. "We're sittin in a big bucket of urine and we'll call it a Chihuahua."
18. "YOU SAW ME LAST YEAR!, I WASN'T UP TO YOUR DAMN KNEE LAST YEAR!"
19. "He's trottin' with the big horses now..."
20. "They call you that cuz you walk like a bitch."
21. "Are you chewing on my hair?" *squeaky voice* "yeees".
22. "When you're in Texas look behind you, cuz thats where the Ranger's gonna be."
23. "We're gonna fly this mofo all over this biotch!"
24. "Maybe! Maybe if you'd shut ur damn mouth!"
25. "Like sucking on your thumb..." "hey! I still do!"
26. "Hey, I'm gonna buy you some peppermints, so I can ask for them."
27. "Go ahead ask me a question that you know the answer is "no" to." "Do you like your stepbrother John?" "NEGATIVE!"
28. "I only bought the damn thing cuz I didn't want anyone else to have it."
29. "Its all about us *pause* and our men."
30. "Wut tyme iz it?!"
31. "hmm?...Hmmm? HMMMM?!"
32. "I din mean to, I din mean to."
33. "Be a duck duck duck!"
34. "We are sexy bitches."
35. "Fascinating."
36. "Huh? Huh?"
37. "Fuck you to holy hell."
38. "Tricker fucking treat."
39. "You damn babies."
40. "I'm so pretty, and I have pretty puppies."
41. "So, you want me lucky charms do ya? LICK ME, LICK ME WHY DON'TCHA!"
42. "I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am."
43. "Shut up shut up shut up, blah blah blah, l-o-l l-o-l l-o-l."
44. "Steph, I'm hanging up now. Seriously Steph, right now, I'm hanging up. Say goodbye Steph, I'm hanging up. *ends up not hanging up for another half hour*."
45. "If I think with my dick, put your mouth on my brain!"-Compliments of Jamie Word.
46. "*suprised look* Thats a strong muscle..."
47. "LEO the lion goes GER!"
48. "Its not like I love the guy or anything. I just want to fuck him."
49. "FAT PEOPLE CAN BE HEALTHY TOO!"
50. "BEACH AT THE BITCH!"
51. "I'm going to kick your ass, up your ass!"
52. "Dude, you just got SHAFTED!!!"
53. "Whats up with your pants?!" "Whats up with your bleach job?!, "What's up with your strong resemblence towards the male sex?!, "DIKE! DIKE! DIKE!"
54. "Shit?! Shit. Shit? Shiiiit..."
55. "Every time you talk, you piss me off."
56. "*does funky arm thing while clicking tongue twice* "Delete..."
57. "It's because i'm black isn't it!?"
58. "Here, let me give you this, and then let's bang!"
59. "SPELL SENSE!!!"
60. ": *does funky hand thing* Stephanie.... what are you doing!?
61. *stares at bowl of M&M's* Why the hell even put M's on them?"
62. "You'd have you skip to the loo!"
63. "You're my sweet cherry pie"
64. "Well, bite my ass and call me an apple!"
65. "Are you aware that its 1am?" "HOLY SHIT!!!....*calmest voice*so, I don't care."
66. "Is it "ar" or "er"?" "Its "er". "You stupid ballar!"
67. "What the hale!"
68. "Your ass looks so ROUND!"
69. "You know who I wish was here?" "Who?" "Michael, cuz I could throw up on him because he smells like SHIIIIT!"
70. "What is this?!" "Its a boob you hoe." "No! No its not, that is not a boob!"
71. "Oranges are round."
72. "Orgies are only good with Evan...*continues to have cottonmouth*"
73. "Give me the bottle...give me the bottle...Michael! Give me the damn bottle..."
74. "You damn opium whore. *british accent*"
75. "Look, fuck that fat fuck."