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"Oh dear," Pumpkin sighs when she spots another group of ponies headed in your direction. "Here come the Pony Luv ponies. I think you'll find them positively underwhelming. Remember when I told you that some of our residents have identity troubles? This is them." The first Pony Luv, a pink pony with blue hair, runs up to you. "Hi! I'm Firefly! I'm a Little Pony! Watch me fly!" She jumps into the air and falls back to the ground. "Ouch!" "It's all right," Pumpkin says drily. "She landed on her head." She looks at the pink pony. "You're not Firefly! Remember that. Firefly is a pegasus; you're an earth pony. Your name is FireFlea." "Oh, okay!" FireFlea says. "FireFlea it is, then! Or was that Firefly?..."
 The next Pony Luv to approach you is yellow with rainbow hair. He proudly introduces himself as Skydancer, then puts on a show of "flight" very similar to FireFlea's. "No! How many times do I have to remind you?? The name Skydancer is already taken -- several times over, actually. You have to be PieDancer." "But I don't even like pie!" PieDancer wails. "Keep that up and we'll call you CryDancer instead," Pumpkin shoots back. "PieDancer it is!"
 A white Pony Luv with purple hair calls herself Glory. "You're not Glory. You're not a unicorn," Pumpkin reminds her through clenched teeth. "The closest name we could find for you was Gory." "But I'm not gory. That makes me sound like I'm straight out of I Know Why You Screamed Last Halloween." "You'd rather be Maury, then? That rhymes, too. It could work." "Ick, no! I'll stick with Gory!" "I thought so."
 The last of the bunch is a purple Pony Luv with yellow hair. "I'm Boysenberry Pie!" Pumpkin slaps her forehead and looks at you. "This is the dumbest one of the bunch. Minty can't even remember where this one came from; she just turned up in the fakie collection one day. It's very strange. This is PoisonBerry Pie. Not Boysenberry. Poisonberry. Now, can we please continue? I love most of the fakies, but these Pony Luvs drive me nuts!"
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