Today's song is based upon Britney Spears' "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet A Woman." We're not sure what Britney is either, but we liked the lyrics for one person who has become close (we're not sure how she did it) to our Dear AJ McLean's heart. See? That's what happens when you detox, AJ.

Jenn: Wait...Hey Tiff...What if they....BRAINWASHED AJ!!!
Tiffany: NOOOO!!!! THOSE BASTARDS!!!

FREE AJ FROM THE INSANITY!! READ THIS AND REVIEW!! SOMEONE GET THE CAPS LOCK OFF!!

Artist: Jenn and Tiffany Album: Crazy Town Kind of Life Title: Whatever (I'm Not A Ho *De Whatta Remix*)

I used to think
I had a guy for everyday
But now I know
That guys don't always come my way
Feels like I'm caught in a corner
That's when I realize

I'm not a ho,
not yet a hooker
All I need is time, to make your boyfriend mine
While I'm in his bed
I'm not a ho.....

There is no need to protect me
It's time that I
Learn to face STD's on my own
I've had more guys than you know of
So don't tell me to shut my thighs...

I'm not a ho,
not yet a hooker
All I need is time, to make your boyfriend mine
While I'm in his bed

I'm not a ho.....
But if you look at me closely
If you can see past my fat thighs
This girl will always find a way!

(I'm not a ho) I'm not a ho, don't tell me who I should see
(Not yet a hooker) I'm just trying to find the tampon in me, yeah
(All I need is time) Oh, all I need is time
(A straight man that is mine) That's mine
While I'm in his sheets

I'm not a ho, not yet a hooker, ooh ooh
All I need is time, to make your boyfriend mine
While I'm in his sheets

I'm not a ho
Not yet a hooker

And just in case you're one of the ten people on the planet who hasn't heard the song...

Original Lyrics:

I used to think
I had the answers to everything
But now I know
Life doesn't always
Go my way, yeah...
Feels like I'm caught in the middle
That's when I realize...

[Chorus]
I'm not a girl
Not yet a womam
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between

[Verse 2]
I'm not a girl
There is no need to protect me
Its time that I
Learn to face up to this on my own
I've seen so much more than u know now
Don't tell me to shut my eyes

I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between

I'm not a girl
But if u look at me closely
You will see it my eyes
This girl will always find
Her way

I'm not a girl
(I'm not a girl don't tell me what to believe)
Not Yet a woman
(I'm just tryin to find the woman in me, yeah)
All I need is time (All I need)
A moment that is mine (That is mine)
While I'm in between

I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time (is All I need)
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between

I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman

DISCLAIMER: Neither Jenn (pikajenn) nor Tiffany (TH1SinGingAnGel) have anything to do with Britney Spears, AJ McLean, or Super Ho (AJ's Fiancee). We merely like retooling lyrics for our own insane pleasure. Like it? Hate it? Let us know in a review. Flames strongly encouraged because we like to make S'mores.