| JOKES |
| ~katie (founder of page) What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant? ~Jump up and down until you're all pooped out! |
| ~katie Why did Batman cross his legs? ~Because he had to go to the BAT-room! |
| ~carolyn Once upon a time (before the election), Gore went� out on his morning jog. While he was jogging, he ran across a little boy selling kittens. Gore asked the little boy what kind of kittens they were. And the little boy said "Oh, they're Republicans!" ������ "Umm........ I see." said Gore. So the next morning, Gore called up Chaney, and asked him to go on his morning jog with him, and Chaney said "Okay'. So they were both out jogging, when they ran across the little boy with the kittens. Gore said to Chaney, "Go ahead, ask him what kind of kittens they are!", so Chaney asked. ������� "Oh, they're Democrats!" ������� "WHAT???? Yesterday you said that they were Republicans!!!" ������� "Well, Sir, Today they have their eyes open!" So Gore went home with a smile on his face, and Chaney went home hating Gore and the little boy. |
| ~Katie Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A-flat minor. |
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