TOILET BOWL 2004
"But things didn’t quite work out the way I had planned. During the spring of my senior year in high school, I had a corneal transplant operation. There goes my freshman year of playing football. Late in my freshman year of college, I needed another corneal transplant on my other eye. There goes my sophomore year of playing football. In my junior year, I realized I’d be hard pressed to ever get some playing time if I walked onto North Carolina’s varsity team, so I decided to play with a club team."
So, if you're here, you won't have lower than the 6th overall pick next year. The higher you finish, the higher your draft selection in round 1 will be. Of course, you get no money, and the rest of the teams laugh at you, but you could draft a player who doesn't suck a gaping hole in your team next year. Congrat-u-freaking-lations.
| 1. Tartlets 2. AFLAC 3. Kaiju 4. T-Baggin' 5. Missiles 6. Broncos | Kaiju vs. Broncos T-Baggin' vs. Missiles | Tartlets vs. Missiles AFLAC vs. Kaiju | vs. Team AFLAC |
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Why does this page look like trash? Because your team sucked dick all year. You don't deserve a kick-ass page. Thanks for being the laughingstocks of the league. You gave the good teams a lot of chuckles at your expense.
