| Voss | Slager | Hach/JJ | Fuerst | Bogan/Jablonski | Monahan | |
| Sith Jabronis | Team Knight Rider | Morning Missiles | A-Team | Decatur Bears | Big Ol' Goodins | |
| 1 | Vinny Testaverde (10) | Mark Brunell (8) | Randy Moss (6) | Terrell Davis (1) | Steve Young (3) | Dan Marino (11) |
| 2 | Eddie George | Curtis Martin | Marshall Faulk | Jerome Bettis | Ricky Watters | Cris Carter |
| 3 | Eric Moulds | Marvin Harrison | Corey Dillon | Terence Mathis | Jimmy Smith | Herman Moore |
| 4 | Shannon Sharpe | Mike Alstott | Michael Westbrook | JJ Stokes | Antowain Smith | Garrison Hearst |
| 5 | Cecil Collins | Darnay Scott | Skip Hicks | Ed McCaffrey | OJ McDuffie | Barry Sanders |
| 6 | Kevin Johnson | Jermaine Lewis | Michael Irvin | Bubby Brister | Doug Flutie | Charlie Batch |
| 7 | Tim Couch | Trent Green | Brad Johnson | Raghib Ismail | Napoleon Kaufman | Andre Rison |
| 8 | Miami Dolphins | Johnny Morton | Jeff Blake | Priest Holmes | Cam Cleeland | Seattle Seahawks |
| 9 | Martin Grammatica | Jason Hanson | Eric Green | Steve Beuerlein | Jason Elam | Gary Anderson |
| 10 | Lawrence Phillips | Gary Brown | Todd Peterson | Wade Richey | Minnesota Vikings | Lorenzo Neal |
| 11 | Bert Emanuel | Denver Broncos | NY Jets | Bobby Engram | Wesley Walls | Rae Carruth |
| 12 | Tampa Bay Bucs | Derrick Mayes | Green Bay Packers | Buffalo Bills | Jerome Pathon | Reidel Anthony |
| 13 | John Kasay | Tennessee Titans | Steve Christie | Carolina Panthers | Oakland Raiders | Arizona Cardinals |
| 14 | Tony Gonzales | Norm Johnson | Freddie Jones | Doug Brien | Pete Stoyanovich | Chris Boniol |
| X | Amos Zeroue | Kevin Dyson | Carl Pickens | Terry Kirby | Troy Aikman | Terry Allen |
| Bastos | Barton | Bowman | Rafferty | Longtin | Sloan | |
| Champagne Room | Uncle Fuckas | Special Olympians | Diff'rnt Strokes | Smurf Piss Pirates | Who would Brian Boitano Draft? | |
| 1 | Drew Bledsoe (12) | Jamal Anderson (2) | * Fred Taylor | Brett Favre (4) | Dorsey Levens (9) | Randall Cunningham (5) |
| 2 | Terrell Owens | Ricky Williams | * Jake Plummer | Antonio Freeman (7) | Keyshawn Johnson | Robert Smith |
| 3 | Tim Brown | * Peyton Manning | Edgerrin James | Emmitt Smith | Joey Galloway | Jerry Rice |
| 4 | Adrian Murrell | Rod Smith | Frank Sanders | Natrone Means | Terry Glenn | Duce Staley |
| 5 | Warrick Dunn | Ben Coates | Isaac Bruce | Keenan McCardell | Chris Chandler | Steve McNair |
| 6 | Chris Calloway | Wayne Chrebet | Tony Martin | Yancey Thigpen | Kevin Faulk | Derrick Alexander |
| 7 | Tim Biakabutuka | Muhsin Muhammad | Kordell Stewart | Jon Kitna | Ike Hilliard | Torry Holt |
| 8 | San Francisco 49ers | Curtis Enis | Curtis Conway | Bam Morris | Rob Moore | David Boston |
| 9 | Scott Mitchell | Rich Gannon | Shawn Jefferson | Atlanta Falcons | Sean Dawkins | Troy Edwards |
| 10 | Ryan Longwell | Christian Fauria | Madre Hill | Al Del Greco | Trent Dilfer | Richie Cunningham |
| 11 | James Jett | Adam Vinatieri | Jacksonville Jaguars | Pittsburgh Steelers | Morten Andersen | NY Giants |
| 12 | Mike Hollis | New Orleans Saints | Mike Vanderjagt | Leslie Shepherd | San Diego Chargers | John Hall |
| 13 | Andre Reed | John Carney | New England Patriots | Peerless Price | Olindo Mare | Dallas Cowboys |
| 14 | Kansas City Chiefs | Detroit Lions | Jeff Wilkins | Kris Brown | Washington Redskins | Ron Dayne (U of Wis) |
| X | Karim Abdul-Jabbar | Mikhael Ricks | EG Green | JJ Johnson | Elvis Grbac | Jeff George |