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Below: Caption Competition Image 2.
"Many felt that the new 'Yellow Pages' ads had a slightly subversive tone" : by Boytron
"Well he just HAS to be different,
  doesn't he!"
: by qwerty
"i thought he was just going to write his name but he hasn't stopped for hours" : by Boytron
"He thought others would appreciate his caption competition joke, but the clip_art_comedy judges didn't share his sense of humour." - by bowie
Below: Caption Competition Image 3.
the best use of the internet, untill you can download beer.
clip - art comedy
"sally had wanted to be a real contender in the world of pokemon but only ever seemed to conjur up crappy hamsters instead of deadly beasts" : by fritz von bridalwagon
"Gulliver finally cracked. All he had done for them didn't seem to matter now that Lilliput had joined the United Nations.Oh no - all the good times forgotten in the blink of an eye - He would never again allow them to snuggle up cosy in his pubes.- Never again do handstands so they could swim in his rain filled nostrils. - Never again let them find him during hide and seek. BASTARDS!!!" - by buzzo
"Tinkle the Hamster just wanted to be cuddled, while Timmy hungrily measured Tinkle for Mum's blender." : by rayuno
"Just before the last remaining shadows of humanity walked into extinction they left to future life forms the united colours of Benetton." - by rayuno
"Does your boss humiliate you because you have very little hair? Make you feel small because you are bald? Make you feel like you are the only bald person in the whole world? Then you need us "The Ant People"! We will show that you have plenty of hair because we will count of every one of them." - by rayuno
"despite little sally's taunts, hammy had not the strength to consume her as he had her parents, brother, dog and bike." - by boytron
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