Professor Swish's Office
 
Drawing of Yours Truely by Edgar Torne' (thanx Edgar :))Welcome to my office, here you can find out all about me, old Swish and Flick articles, the Awards I've won in the past and much, much more!

About Me:
I was born in Australia in 1899 and when I reached 11 I went to Roohops
Magical Academy in Australia, I was in Kangaroo (Like Ravenclaw at Hogwarts)! When I was 12 I moved to Britain
with my parents and was accepted into Hogwarts.I am a Ravenclaw graduate. I excelled in charms and ended up staying at school until the 1960's (I was still studying, they were using it as a Uni at the time and I was also a teacher
in Charms) I've recieved the Order of Merlin First Class on 2 seperate occasions for my work in Charms. I have a first class Auror-ship certificate, so I'm ready to fight evil forces withing the html walls of HOL. I also worked with a special team of Muggle scientists and we concluded that the Muggle force known as Electricity is actually a very advanced strain of Magic!
Now I'm the Charms teacher here at HOL! Inventor of the "Swish and Flick" Technique used by wizards
and witches all over the world, Inventor of 500 currently popular spells, winner of the OoM 1st (3 times for work in spells and anti-dark magic de-hexing) Currently presiding in Brisbane, Australia, working as a Elementary Charms Professor at Hogwarts OnLine (HOL) under the steady eye of Prof. Emerald Dybendahl and all the other Professors...

My Wand:
Blue Sapphire and Amethyst Crystal with a tip of Hyperium Metal that has an engraving of a fish on it. It is 42cm long. the core is of two magical items:
    * Feather of a Garuda - a sign of peace to the muggles of Indonesia
and wrapped in
    * A Scale of Leviathan - the powerful water creature from the greater world that God defeated in Genesis.
My father (Dale Swish) created it for me with the help of two skilled wand makers - Ching Tzu of China and Rose Chakra off Russia

 
 
 
 
 
 
::PICTURES::
My Wand, Thanx to Edgar Torne' for the Drawing
My Wand as drawn by Edgar Torne
Alphonse, my poetic Baby Acromantula, thanx to Edgar Torne' for the pic :)
This is my pet baby Acromantula, Alphonse, also drawn by Edgar
^0^Professor Swish as drawn by Talea Fair-Weather ^0^
<<Professor Swish Doll by Calindra V. Riddle
::TSB Swish and Flick Articles::
In no particular order whatsoever :)
Includes a few never published spells! (due to the fact they were probably deemed "inappropriate").. here for your viewing (reading) pleasure
Evil Banishment Spell
 
The Go Way Evil!!!! Spell
 
Incantation: Kitamal (kit-a-MAL)
 
Spell effect: this spell is used to banish/remove particularily annoying ghosts/qhouls/poultergiests/gnomes and other household pests from your home.
Details: Invented by a Spanish-Native American wizard who had a real problem with ghosts in his tiny little tent... over 300 of the pests!!!!

Wizarding Funeral Spells
 
The Soul of the World
 
Incantation: Anima Mundi (an-i-MA MU-n-DEE)

Spell Effect: Cast over dead wizards and witches so they may become one with the "soul of the world". They cast this over the corpse before it is buried.
Details: This spell dates back to the 1600's. It was also cast over the ashes of witches who had been burnt at the stake, so they could rejoin the earth properly. The spell is quite rare these days, as many wizards and witches have new "religious" beliefs.


Relationship "Management" Spells
 
Diseappering Spouse Spell:
Uxor Expuli Expulsum (ux-OR ex-PUL-EE ex-pul-SUM)
 
Spell Effect: Point your wand at your cruel spouse, say the incantation and a void will open underneath him/her, they will then fall into the Void of Cruelty, never to return.
Details: Created by the witch Elbereth Olie, who, after years of putting up with her cruel, abusive husband, finally took a stand and shouted out the first 3 latin words that poped into her head. She marvelled when she saw a blood red hole open underneath him and he fell in. She got it registered the next day. Wizarding Marriage councellers who find that a relationship is not going anywhere because one spouse is abusive to the other, is permitted to use this spell if they can't handle listening to the couples stupid bickering any longer.
 
Fortunately, I have never had to use this spell yet. So that makes me glad, although I did cast it on a few "annoyances" when I went to Roohops (probably the reason why my parents moved to London :))

Stone Flower Spell
 
Incantation: Anthospetra (an-thos-pe-TRA)

Spell Effect: If you cast this spell on a flower, it will turn into stone, yet shall still retain it's original colours.
If cast on anything else it will either - for other plants: set it on fire
or
- for other creatures: Petrify them until a Mandrake Restorative Draught is given.
Other Detais: This spell was invented by Flora DeLora (stupid name if ever there was one!) in 1723. When asked why she had created it she gave this comment:
" I'll be here, everyday, waiting for your love to show, yes it's true, what they say, it's better the devil you know! whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa"
Yes, and I don't really know what it means either!!!!!!
 
 
 

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