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Author/Artist: Frank Zappa
Title: Be In My Video
Album: Strictly Commercial
Transcribed by: Clint
Email: Clintman78@start.com.au

This song is basically the same most of the way through
though some parts are hard to hear. Most of the chords 
are implied by either bass or the vocals but it still sounds okay

These are the chords i use for the verses...
    C  Am F  G
e-|-3--5--1--3--|
B-|-3--5--1--3--|
G-|-5--5--2--4--|
D-|-5--7--3--5--|
A-|-3--7--3--5--|
E-|----5--1--3--|
                                                                              
and for the bridge type thing...

    C  Cm C5 G5
e-|-3--3--------|
B-|-5--4--------|
G-|-5--5--5-----|
D-|-5--5--5--5--|
A-|-3--3--3--5--|
E-|----------3--|
                                                                              
and just so you can sing along...


Be in my video, 
Darling, every night 
I will rent a cage for you 
And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white (teeny-little-tiny-little...) 

Twirl around in a lap dissolve 
Pretend to sing the words 
I'll rent a gleaming limousine; 
Release a flock of 
Ber-herna-herna-herna-herna-her-nerds 

Wear a leather collar 
(Wear a leather collar...) 
And a dagger in your... 
(A dagger in your ear) 
I will make you [horse] smell the glove 
And try to look sincere, then we'll 

Dance the blues 
(Oh yes) 
Let's dance the blues 
(We'll dance the blues) 
Let's dance the blues 
(We'll dance them very much) 
Under the megawatt moonlight 

Pretend to be Chinese, 
(One-hung-low) 
I'll make you wear red shoes 
There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion 
All the big groups use 

Atomic light will shine 
(Will shine) 
Through an old venetian blind 
(Venetian blind) 
Making patterns on your face, 
(On your face) 
Then it cuts to outer space 

With its billions & billions & 
Billions & billions and 

Be in my video 
(In my video) 
Darling, every night 
(Darling, every night) 
Everyone in cable-land 
(Everyone in cable-gable land) 
Will say you're 'outa-site' 
(They'll say you're 'outa-site') 

You can show your legs 
(You can show your pretty legs) 
While you're getting in the car, then 
(In my red hot bright car, and I...) 
I will look repulsive 
(With my big ears and all) 
While I mangle my guitar 

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon 
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, 
Moo-ahhhh 

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon 
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, 
Moo-ahhhh 

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon 
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, 
Moo-ahhhh 

Tee-nu-nee----moo-ahhhh 
Tee-nu-nee----moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo 

After all the close-up shots 
Of you in bondage leather 
They'll spray an alley with a hose 
And we'll escape together, then we'll 

Dance de blude again 
Oh yes, we'll dance the blues 
(Dancing the blues) 
Led dance de blude again 
Sure we will 
(Oh, dancing the blues) 
Led dance de blude again 
We'll dance them blues 
(Oh, dancing...) 
In de middle o' de alley 

Let's dance your face 
Let's dance your face 
Let's dance your lips 
And dance your lips 
Let's dance your nose 
We can dance your nose 
And then we'll dance your sinus 
MOO-AHHHH! 
  


lyrics courtesy of:
http://www.distrito.com/donlope/fz/lyrics/Strictly_Commercial.html