[Fade up.]
[The scene opens to yet another hotel, this time in Colorado Springs. Nothing lavish and 5 star, just a hotel like before. Seems like there's not much of chance to go home for the team of Street Wise. Once again the guys are dressed in opposites, SST in his usual dress clothes, and RT2 in his casual Friday look.]
Rhemses: Have you ever wondered why you brother books us flights from one show to the next?
Simon: What do you mean?
Rhemses: Well, I mean, we leave Kansas City, go straight from there to Venice California, and now we're already in Colorado. We've got like a week before Firefights. Why didn't he just send us to Memphis or Hawaii for a few days?
Simon: Oh, well it does save us two more plane tickets a week. If we went from Kansas City to Memphis to California to Memphis and then two Colorado, those first class seats would definately be out the window. And it gives him time to set us up for a gym and training right in the city we're wrestling in. See come Friday, the Food Chain would still have jet lag from the flight the night before. We'll have been settled in at Colorado for a week. Kinda' like our own schedule.
Rhemses: I get your point, I'm just missing home a little I guess.
Simon: You? Mister "king of the road"?
Rhemses: Just a little. Don't get me wrong, I love being able to travel and get paid for it. There's alot of strip clubs, and bars, and beautiful girls to see in the world. I'd like to say I've been in just about all of the three... but I'm looking for something that I can hold on too just a little.
Simon: Kinda' like a little piece of home away from home type thing?
Rhemses: Yeah. So I wanted to let you know something I did last week.
Simon: What?
Rhemses: I sent the sisters we met in Kansas City some plane tickets to come stay with us while we're here in Colorado.
Simon: Why did you do that?
Rhemses: Those girls were cool. They are the first girls in the last two years that I actually had a good time with for over 15 minutes.
Simon: They were fun, but they're going to get in our way.
Rhemses: No, I've talked to them about it. I told them our gym schedule and workout plans. They've already said that they could find plenty to do while we were busy. Besides, they'll help us to relax.
Simon: Okay, but if anything goes wrong, it's on your head. Agreed?
Rhemses: Agreed.
Simon: I do feel like celebrating a little this week. We did win over two of the greatest teams in NEW last week. I've now got a 5-0 record since my return to NEW and a 6-0 record since my return to wrestling.
Rhemses: Cool. I'm glad to see you enjoying yourself again.
Simon: Well, I feel like I've earned it. For once wrestling is becoming fun to me again, and that's when I do it the best.
Rhemses: That's the way it should be. We're getting a little bit' of respect around here now. Hell, even Des almost gave us some props. Well, as close to props as Des can give.
Simon: He understands now that we're not some green jobbers that NEW hired off the streets. I think the biggest problem between us and Des is a complete mis-communication. A few backstage comments taken out of text and stuff like that. Soon, everybody in NEW will have respect for us.
Rhemses: As soon as we win those Unified titles.
Simon: We are considered the underdogs.
Rhemses: I don't understand why. We beat hall of famers last week. You advanced to the second round of WWC... but I don't care if we're the underdogs. Great things happen when people are underestimated. Hell, look at Anna Nicole Smith.
Simon: What about her?
Rhemses: Have you seen any of the latest pictures? She's lost 50 pounds. She's hot again....I mean back to the cover of Playboy hot. I hated the Anna Nicole Show, but I'm looking forward to seeing the next season.
Simon: Wow, no more Porky The Pig? No more fat Smurfette spoofs?
Rhemses: Nope.
Simon: So when does Ashley and Courtney get here?
Rhemses: We're going to pick them up around dinner at the airport tommorrow.
Simon: Okay. I'm going to order room service, you want anything?
Rhemses: Definately I haven't ate since the Kosher meal on the plane. Hand me that menu.
