Claire is moving London - wow. now to take on the world
Claire is a star in her own right - yep. thats me :p
Claire is growing fast - actually, quite the opposite. i appear to be shrinking.
Claire is 'mum' to a host of needy birds - if you say so...
Claire is hot - why thankyou :)
Claire is my pimp - indeed i am, but don't spread it around! (whos pimp?)
Claire is a goddess - i appear to have quite a fanbase.
Claire is da best 14 - what the hell?
Claire is saying about you??? - yes, she is. wake up and smell the coffee
Claire is approxamitly 56 - don't you know its rude to ask a lady her age? (and tell her she's older than she is, for that matter)
theres more, but i can't be bothered to write them all down, so thats all for now : )