Yes folks this is our wonderful, law abiding, fine upstanding, pillar of the community, (ok I can't take anymore either), Brett "Sumo" Sandidge. He is the President of the Midwest Thunder Car Club. This is from the car show this year, 2005.

I wish I had a real picture of this event but no one was there but him and his girlfriend. Yes this really happened, and yes he came to work and told us about it. The pic was drawn by Andy Dozard

Yes folks Dave the cowboy is back for another foolish adventure. Kids this is why you should not drink. Another morale for this story is don't send the picture to a guy who has his own web page, cause it may get put on the net. Side bar....Bubbles and Dave are still together. Yes he is the same one who got his truck stuck in the garage after putting a lift kit on. See above picture.

Bumperstickers
1. God loves you... everyone else thinks you're an ass.
2. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
3. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
6. Hang up and drive.
7. Impotence: Nature's way of saying No hard feelings
8. Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
9. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
10. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
11. The proctologist called; they found your head, dude.
12. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
13. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people... Everybody But Me.
14. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me!