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| What I want from a MAN... A Not So Short List of Demands I have yet to find one person who fits each and every one of these. I am getting closer though. � Expect to be contradicted. � Don't talk about all the sports you played in high school. I don't care. � Love my clunky shoes...or at least pretend to love them. � Never, ever whine. If I wanted a child, I'd give birth to one...not date one.. � Understand why Baywatch is a horrible show. And understand why normal women don't look like that. � Don't expect me to get a tan. If tans are important to you...go get one. It's your chemotherapy. � Let me watch Sunday football with you. � Don't talk babytalk in bed. It's not cute. It's kind of disturbing. � Don't buy pink things to wear for me or you or anyone we know. � Don't tell me how cool your car is. � Don't look at me funny when I kiss my dog. � Buy me stuff. Lots and lots of stuff. I like stuff. Even cheap stuff. � Don't be a wimp. � Wear some sort of deodorant. � Listen to music that I enjoy. � Get used to me in black...and red and white. That's about it. � Don't take longer than I do to get ready to leave the house. � Don't read Archie Comics. � Use mouthwash. � Keep your ego in check...or I will. � Don't try to be macho. � Expect me to make some mistakes. I always do. � Don't watch cartoons on Saturday mornings. � Bathe or shower often. My idea of often may be much different than yours. Once weekly is not "often". � Don't ask me how old I am. You know I'm 30 for eternity. � Don't ask me if I am a real redhead. I really, really hate that. � Please be there when I need you which will be often. If you possess 10 or more of the above traits let me know. I may find you interesting. |