If your brain were made of Chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M.
You're so ugly, your eyebrows run away from your teeth!
I wish you were on TV so I could switch you off!
You look like shit, is that the new style?
I've heard better comebacks from someone in a coma.
Hey do you want to dance? Well, on you go, I wanna talk to your friend.
Nah you're not Ugly, just facially challenged.
Jealousy is a Sickness - GET WELL SOON!
I love not being you!
Look, everyone makes mistakes - Take ur parents for example..
Hey you're Funny ......... FUNNY LOOKIN'!
People like you ought to pull your Lip over your head and Swallow. Hard.
Shock me. Say something Intelligent.
You're as worthless as the male nipple.
You were one of the best things I ever played..
You're like a giant wedgie - just one big pain in my ass!
Away n place a condom over your face. If you're gonna act like a dick, you may aswell look like one.
You're just another splinter on my arse as I slide down the banister of life.
Fuckin hell, whats that on ur Shoulders? Oh.....Its just yer head.
Your nipples are so hairy they have Afros!
You're as easy as a two piece Jigsaw Puzzle!
I don't have a Cow so don't give me yer Bull!
He's as deep asa Kiddie pool.
Everyone has a Photographic Memory, you just don't have the Film!
Love is a two way street, aaaand I think your car just died.
Try not to let your mind wander, it's too small to be out by itself.
Hey, Look on the bright side. Not everyone hates you as much as I do.
Dunno what your Problem is but I bet it's hard to Pronounce!
I'd slap you, but shit splatters.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Och, away n fart peas at the moon!
Speak to me like that again and i'll be making my brother a new Bike saddle outta your arse cheeks!
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!