If I gave a Shit,you'd be the first person I'd give it to.
Welcome to Geekville - Population = You!
if you're gonna be so two faced, at least make one of them look Good!
Forget the ugly stick, you walked in and the whole fuckin forest fell on ya!
I would be with Stupid, but you keep walking away.
I'll never forget the first time we met, but i'l keep on trying.
You know you'd be smarter if you didn't talk.
Look, I'd love to stay and continue with the battle of wits but you're clearly unarmed.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable - like a Coma?!
I've recieved better IM's from a drunken Monkey(!)
I don't mean to sound rude, but you're attitude just crossed the line between Positive and desperate!
Are you always this pathetic or is today a special occasion?
Life is good, try getting one!
I'm not smiling cos you're funny, I'm smiling cos you'll be dead one day!
You have "Zacly" breath. When it smells zactly like yer ass!
Y'know, everytime I see you, you make me want to smile.. Then POINT N LAUGH!
Your unibrow is blocking the sun / my light
Laughing at someone will make you feel good for a minute, but helping someone being laughed at will make you feel much better.
Poof! be gone! Your breath is too strong!
Wait! Come back! You need a tic tac!
Not a Tic, not a Tac but the
WHOLE FUCKIN PACK!
Mirrors can't talk and luckily for you they can't laugh either!
This is an A & B Conversation, So C your way out, before D jumps over E and F's you up!
100,00 Sperm and YOU were the fastest?!
Dunno what makes you so dumb but bloody hell, it works!
Y'know, it's really cute how you think I actually give a fuck what you say.
I wear black cos I'm mourning that you exist
There are alot of things I miss aboutor relationship, but you're not one of them.
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
Hating me wont make you pretty, but you can always give it a try!
I had a wonderful time!!! ... But this wasn't it..
Sure, I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can lose weight!
My door is always open, feel free to leave.