The Page of Chemical Inebriation...
So that I won't forget my youth, here is a reminder of all the incredibly stupid things I've done...that is, the things I actually remember now! I've been known to do some stupid things whilst or after being inebriated, the most memorable quote of these occasions being "OH...did we have sex?" (sorry, no photo available for this one).
Oh and for the record - I KNOW I had at least a litre of fruit tingle on New Year's Eve 1999 (plus countless shots of sambucca) I'll leave it up to your imaginations as to how I know the exact amount.
Josh's 19th Birthday Party....faery tale costume. I went as a wicked witch (see the photos on the page of fancifuls for the costumes) but this is what happened after the party and alcohol.
| After a long walk home with Muva and Sil, Richard and I decided we could go no further than the front step. Sil and Muva were fine because they don't drink........(pppwwwssshhhhyyyeah right!) |  |
 | Muva was having a ball with the camera. |
| Sila decided to coax us indoors. |  |
 | Richard found his place at the kitchen sink... |
| ...and I made my home at the bathroom sink. |  |
 | The next morning...the post drinking breakfast...The part of the brain which remembers where the dinner plates are kept was obviously killed off by the alcohol consumed by Richard...(Yes, that's his guitar he's eating off!) |
| Ahoy there me hearty it's a pirate party! In our drunken stupor Erin found something highly amusing...obviously I didn't. |  |
 | Some people swap clothes when drunk...MJ and I just share them. Josh contemplates how HE would look in a boa. |
| Geez, us Wagga people are a rowdy lot...(well we gotta have some fun! ) Byron, Sheree Rochelle and Melinda (and possibly Erin's mouth). |  |
