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In
memory: "Missy" aka "FatCat" 1992 - 2005
In late
June of last year, FatCat contracted fatty liver disease for
the third (!) time. She had made it through the first two
episodes (I started calling her my "$3000 stray"). This last
episode was different. Most cat owners who have dealt with
the disease know that it typically is an indicator of a
pre-existing illness. While I could never determine
the reasons for the first two episodes over the last 8
years, and though she survived both bouts, this time FatCat
didn't make it through. She had cancer. She passed on June
21, 2005, at the ripe young age of 13 years old.
This is MY
purrsonal page and am I not the most gorgeous thing
you've ever seen?! My name's Missy and I like to throw
up!
My owner also
calls me "Moosh" and "Fat Cat"
(how sophomoric!). This is the cat's meow, having our
own pages! I mean, I do deserve special attention
considering how absolutely gorgeous I am. Have you
seen my eyes? They're orange and match my fur just
purrfectly. Gucci himself couldn't have done a better
job. Well, on to my own story (by the way, did I tell
you how gorgeous I am?).

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I am one of a long string of strays my
owner has a habit of picking up wherever we live.
She's found homes for all the rest, but just couldn't
bring herself to give me up because I'm just so darned
cute! I'm a gorgeous orange tabby, with white socks
and captivating orange eyes. I'm a tad on the big side
at 15 pounds (yep, the Butt Fairy visited me). I have
only one character flaw - I'm a major weenie - afraid
of everyone but my owner.
She says she found me when I was about 10 weeks old
(I'm around 6 yrs old now), along with my brother and
mother, on a very cold and snowy February New York
night. Actually, she found my real mother first. She started feeding her to get her trust so
she could eventually grab her and get her to the vet
for all that really gross stuff like testing, shots,
and spaying. After a couple weeks of feeding her, my
real mother started sitting on the woodpile at the top
of the driveway, waiting for my owner to come home
from work and feed her. On one of those occasions, me
and my geeky little brother "Bud" decided it
was time to make our appearance, so we popped up
beside our mother. We decided that outdoor life in the
winter was just too annoying for us any longer, and we
trusted this human enough to allow her to take us
inside her house. The rest is history.
My life is intentionally
simple; I lay about, gaze out windows, eat, throw up,
visit the litterpan, and sleep at my owner's side at
night. When I do get energy, I swat FeeBee. Well,
she's stupid enough to walk right by me, close enough
so I don't have to actually get up to do it - I just
reach right out and nail her, then go back to what I
was doing.
I'm the only one of us that throws up all the time,
like, every day! My owner says it's typical stray cat
behavior. She says when strays get lucky enough to
find food they gorge themselves not knowing when their
next meal will come along. Then she says something
really lame like, "when the cup is full, it
runneth over." What-ever! She's gotten
used to cleaning up after me, but she gets really
upset when I barf on things like her furniture or on
her shoes in the closet. I mean, it's not like I can
control it! Jeez, get a life!


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Last updated:
January 29, 2006
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