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1. Neph: It's all clear to me now! Jed, we're gonna start a rock band!!!

2. Neph: Zoi! Mal! We're starting a band!
Mal: Really?
Neph: Yeah! And we want you guys in it too!
Zoi: How exciting!!!
Jed: Why do I get the feeling that this is a bad idea?

3. Mal: Now we need a name for our band, and some killer outfits--
Jed: Yeah! We could wear Backstreet Boys garb and Zoi could wear halter tops like Britney Spears!
Neph: Wait a minute... How's Zoi supposed to look like Britney Spears when she doesn't have any--
Zoi: Watch it there, buddy!

 4. Mal: Okay, we've decided on a name, so now let's decide who--
Neph: Decided? On what name?
Mal: *mutters something*
Neph: What?! There's no way I will play in a band known as "General Malachite and the Fantastic Fruities"!!!

5. Zoi: Just a sec! We can't have a band... None of us play! We can't play these instruments!
Neph: Who cares? We can learn three chords. Bands don't need talent, they just need to look good! We've got that down!
Mal: Yeah, but what are you going to do, Neph?
Neph: Hey!
Jed: Well... you're wrong... some of us do know how to play an instrument.
Mal: Really? What do you play?
Jed: Uhhmmm... *gulps*

6. Jed: Ta-da!? 
Everyone else: The accordion?????!!! 

7. *Mal comes home from shopping with the boys*
Mal: (With a horribly fake British accent) Hey, love! Whatdya think? Am I a swingin' cat or what?
*Zoi laughs hysterically in her famous manner... until she realizes that he's serious* 
Zoi: Oh... it's very nice... heheh...
Mal: *Threateningly* Just wait and see what we picked out for you!!! *huffs off*
Zoi: *Gulp*

8. Neph: Well, whatd'yathink?
Jed: Gotta love the purple platforms. And just how long did it take you to get into those tight pants?
Neph: I think it took two and a half hours. But it was well worth it. *Winks* You like my use of chest hair as an accessory?
Jed: It's brilliant.

9. The 4 Generals first advertisement!

10. Mal: Okay guys, what do you think of this? *Clears throat* *Starts to play his keyboard* *Yes, that's what that thing is*
People smile and tell me I'm the lucky one
And we've just begun, think I'm gonna have a son
He will be like she and me, as free as a dove
Conceived in love, sun is gonna shine above...
Neph: *Interrupting* Ummm, yeah, that's really great.
Jed: What's it called?
Mal: Zoey's Song.

11. Jed: Hey Neph?
Neph: Yeah?
Jed: What do you think our fans will call us?
Neph: I don't know. *Turns over to sleep*
Jed: Maybe... Maybe they'll be... Jed-Heads!

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