| The Quibbley Quakered Quotes Quatastraphy |
| On this page you will find many quotes that are quotable without permission of the copyright holder! But I would prefer if you asked my chicken if he spoke the language of Manaka, this is a language consisting mainly of the words 'Jockey' and 'Cranberry'. This can confuse it with the language Banguage, as it also consists of the words 'Awesome' and 'Kitty'. So on with the show, the word show referring to the words that I will be writing later on in the day, by later on I mean in a few minutes, but that is in my time, in your time it would be a couple of minutes, and by a couple I mean a few. What a long sentence. |
| La First Quote (as they say in France). |
| "Mingling with buisiness lions is the head on a billboard" Clemmie, January 19th 2003 4:02pm |
| Ze Second Quote (as they say in Germany) |
| "Kimbobimbic logs are as dangerous as the dog with sixty thousand tails" Clemmie, January 19th 2003 4:03pm |
| Le Third Quote (as they say in Italy and Italian class' everwhere. |
| "Huckleberry duckleberrey" Clemmie, January 19th 2003 4:03pm |
| All Other Quotes (as they say when they cannot be assed to think up any more languages) |
| "The ants are friendly; but not in this dockland of wobbling whale-like door knobs." Clemmie says all of these quotes at pretty much the same time: You can tell I'm getting tired! |
| "The cupboard of the sensual pig gave away multiple merkins to a one bearded sailor named Fredric Heimlicker" Clemmie |
| "Well blow my trumpet and call me Rufus: I don't believe that he REALLY has a mottled effect on his nipple" Clemmie |
| "Hey, let's quaote the not so distant future by looting two samba partys at the same adress. This adress could be here, there, or at any adress where two samba partys are happening simultaniously." Clemmie |
| "What!? A bicycle! No way1 at least a dull arch." Clemmie |
| These next few quotes are from a man I admire as a quote speeker. But as a person he needs to learn some proper words and grammer. Plus he doesn't understand. |
| "The most important job is not to be governer, or first lady in my case." George W. Bush Jnr "The important question is, how many hands have I shaken." GWB "I understand small business growth, I was one." GWB "I think we agree, the past is over." GWB "Actually I-- this may sound a little west Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about-- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." GWB "Rarly is the question asked: Is our children learning?" GWB "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dreams." GWB "More and more of our imports come from overseas." GWB "Down in Washington thier playing with Social Security like it's some kind of goverment program!"GWB There are just too many more to mention, but here is one more. "It's your money. You paid for it." GWB |
| "You grabbed two crutchs to run away to Lithuainia. But the man said 'Unlucky mate; you grabbed two crotchs!' Like it was some kind of joke! I said 'Lithuainia don't wait for man nor beast, so crotchs will have to do.' And with that I limped towards the store where they sell second hand tandom tigars at half price, for a third of the price, and bought a map to New Zealand." Clemmie |
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| "So, United then, all in red, with their white shorts and black socks." Fraser Deignton, Century FM |
| "Wayne Rooney really has a man's body on a teenager's head." Steve Bruce, teamtalk.com |
| "What exactly did Saddam Hussein say, and why didn't he say it?" Jon Snow, Channel 4 News |
| Paul Wappat: 'How long did the Six Day War between Eygpt and Israel last?' Contestant: (after long pause) 'Fourteen days.' |
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