"The internet is a great way to get on the net." Bob Dole, another member of the great US powers!
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." Britney Spears!
"Mmmmm, Britney Spears!" Clemmie.
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." Carol Malia, some BBC member!
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." Charles de Gualle, former French president.
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar syestem." Dan Quayle, vice president on the campaign to man a mission to Mars. Maybe he is expecting too much!
"I haven't commited a crime; all I did was fail to comply with the law." David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, he knows what he has done and admits to it: what a nice person!
As I said Sammy had no home, hence the word 'naked'! The story behind Sammy losing his shell is rather an amusing one to say the least, well at least I found it amusing. However you may not, we shall see when you hear it.
Anyway as I was saying before I got rudely inturupted, Sammy proceeded along towards the football goal. On the way he met a sheep. The sheep was the only sheep in the world that felt the urge to grab barrels of molten lead by their nostrils, and twirl the barrel, held by its nostril, around the sheep's friend's mother's cousin's grandma in law's paper clips.
When Sammy met the sheep, he didn't have much to say so he slithered on his way. Unfortuanatly the sheep was not happy about this so it stepped on Sammy.
The End.
Teen: injury; grief.
Urbacity: excessive pride in one�s city.
Vatic: prophetic; oracular; inspired.
Wankle: unstable or unsteady.
Xenodocheionology: love of hotels.
Younker: a young person.
Zolotnik: old Russian unit of weight equal to 1/6 of an ounce.
Avuncular: in manner of an uncle.
Bumblepuppy: a game played with a tennis ball slung to a post.
Comiconomenclaturist: A specialist in funny names.
Desuetude: state of disuse.
Emunctory: of nose blowing; an oragn that diposes of waste products. Ether a noun or an adjective.
Finical: excessively precise in trivial matters.
Gleek: a trick or joke.
Hystricine: of or pertaining to porcupines.
Inhumist: referring to a society that burns its dead.
Jumart: impossible mythical offspring of a cow and donkey.
Kakidrosis: body odour.
Latebricole: living in holes.
Mucilage: any sticky substance.
Napiform: shaped like a turnip.
Oscheal: of or pertaining to the scrotum.
Papilla: nipple-like projection.
Quaestuary: money-making; money-seeking; in business only for profit.
Reptation: act of squirming along a smooth-walled narrow passage.
Bishop Dexterity Carrying the Gold Maul
Earl Terror
Emperor Kept in Minutes
Ever-changing Thief in Water
Gown of Chance
Inquisitor Held in Enchanted Hell
Murderer Seeking Celestial Mirages
Quarrel of Chance
Queen Elegance of Orientation
Queen in Clouds
Red Emperess with an Eye of Electrum Who Abandoned the Church
Shroud of Ash
Spear of Slaughter
The Chief That Made the Ancestral Gorge
The Mysterious Musician
The Singer Who Takes the Harradin
The Thief in the Darkness
The Thinker of Solitude and Grace
The Unknowable Sultan Who Steals Oblivion
The Unspeakable Gambler That Seals Annihilation
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