C: 25.
S: Huh? First question so sensitive already, ah? How many more to go, huh?
C: She's also 25.
S: Oi!
Interviewer: 25. Are you dating, engaged or married?
C: (proudly, showing the wedding band) Married, in 2001, November 24.
Interviewer: To each other?
Both: (surprised) OF COURSE!
S: (whispers to C) How come she's so blunt?
Interviewer: What is your favourite colour?
S: Pink!
C: No need to ask. You look at her, you know already. Whole body from head to toe. But don't be mistaken, she's not Pink Panther ok?(S glares at C)
Interviewer: So how about you, Mister?
C: Oh! Anything as long as it's not brown, green, maroon...
S: He's colourblind.
C: I'm not colourblind.
Interviewer: Colourblind? So you see things in black and white?
C: No, no. Why you people have such a misconception? I see colours the way you do. Only that..
Interviewer: (interrupts and points to her bag) So what colour is this?
C: That's green.
S: Haha! Wrong! That's reddish brown.
Interviewer: No! That's brownish red!
S: There's no such thing as brownish red!
Interviewer: It's my bag! I should know better.
C: (a little irritated) Sometimes I don't think I'm colourblind. It's people around me who are colourblind and confusing me!
S: (murmurs) It's reddish brown what.
Interviewer: Ok, the last question. Do you travel at least once a year?
C: Yes! Last year, we went to Spain. The year before we went Hong Kong. The year before that we went to Australia and she went to Japan, and we're planning to go to Japan, and...
Interviewer: Ok, that's enough. Thank you Mister and Madam for taking part in this survey.
C: No prob! No freebies?
S: (whispers to C) Don't so cheapskate lah!
Interviewer: Nope. Sorry! Bye!
S: She actually called me Madam! I very ah soh meh? People only doing survey, why must tell her so much?
C: Aiya, never mind lah. It's good to be helpful. So, what do you want to eat for dinner?...
1 out of 3 characters appeared above is purely fictional. Any striking resemblence to persons living or dead is absolutely coincidental
