Bad Week....

Destinies Collide was one of the worst nights of Jonny Fly's professional career. Losses are few and far between for Fly, and Destines Collide featured the 12th in Fly's nearly 4 year career. However, not only that, near the end of the show, archrival Corwin Havens nearly took a lighter to one of Fly's eyes. Fly lost to Havens, well, more or less, and then nearly had his career ruined. How will Fly respond? It may surprise you..

"TNT Headquarters"

(*The following RP is done "lighthearted" or half seriously, it's Fly in rare comical form*)

[Scene Opens]

The scene opens in TNT Headquarters. We have zoomed into the office of, seemingly, just a regular secretary going about her daily activities. We see her desk filled with papers, obviously, in preparation of TNT's next show. Part of the camera screen shows the doorway into her office, and part of the screen shows her at work. From outside of the office we hear a whistling sound and at the same time a figure passes through the secretary's doorway in the hallway. The whistling stops, and the figure that just passed backs up to the doorway, then turns and enters. The man, looking about as happy as can be, bellows out..

..do you know who I am?

The secretary looks up from her work, and smiles..

Secretary:

Why of course, your Jonny Fly! You hired me.

Right, right, of course. Well you see, I have a problem. As you have just stated, I'm Jonny Fly. I practically built this place. My chiropractor, ok, last month told me that years of lifting this place up off the ground is going to cause my back to deteriorate by the time I'm 40..

The secretary interrupts Fly's rambling..

Wait, backs can "deteriorate?"

Oh ya. It's documented.

It's documented?

Yep. My chiropractor knows everything, miss. Now, Annyyways, as I was saying every time this company has needed some blood, I've donated. But I always made sure they gave me something to eat so I didn't pass out afterwards. You know what I'm saying?

Not really Mr. Fly, but keep going.

Ok, well look at this..

Fly hands the secretary a crumpled piece of paper with the quote "He can't run from you Corwin" on it.

What exactly am I looking for here?

What!? Are you kidding me! That quote is from Nic Hay himself, speaking about me! It is blatant disrespect! First off, I don't even like to run. Second off, I've confronted Havens like a bazillion times in the last couple months. He's never confronted me! But yet, Hay tells him I wont run from him if he puts his lighter down? I want blood!

Fly, realizing he just sounded like "The Devil Himself", retracts his statement.

Actually, I just need you to check your database  and find out where Nic is so I can discuss this with him..

Database? What's a database?

What? Are you freaking' kidding me?

Um, no.

Now, miss, don't make me fire you. I know I equipped TNT with a database to find people.

Fire me? How are you going to do that?

Um, remember, I'm Jonny Fly? The guy with the, you know, the bad back..ya..that's me, remember? I can do it, trust me. Now..the database..

We don't have one, especially not one that would show me where someone would be. I couldn't tell you where Mr. Hay is.

Fly looks on dumbfounded. His face lightens up, and he changes the subject.

What about Nicky Mills? Do you have any papers or anything you have to give him, or anything like that?

Um..

The secretary begins searching through her papers.

..just a paycheck for appearing on the show last month.

Ok, good. I need you to write him a message from me. I need you to tell him that I'm glad he's back, because I, Jonny Fly, owe him a historic, can't miss, all natural, lemon flavored ass-kicking. Can you do that for me?

Um..ya..I guess.

Good. I'm going to go to my office now, so if you see Nic under a desk or something, hiding from me, tell him to get up because I have x-ray vision and I will find him, cool?

I'll, uh, make sure to do that...but...you have an office?

Ya, I'm about to go fire someone and steal their office, and then have Nic report to it like a second grader going to see the principal.

Well, good luck with that.

You've been great, thank you for all your help in this urgent matter.

Fly turns and begins to leave. As he enters the hallway, he turns and looks to the left. He then turns and re-approaches the secretary.

Um, my plaque out in the hallway there, it's a bit crooked. Could you go ahead and fix that for me?

I suppose so, yes.

Great! You have a nice day then.

You too Mr. Fly.

Fly spins and walks out of the room as the scene fades out.

[Scene Closes]

[Scene Opens]

The scene re-opens. We now find ourselves in an office at TNT Headquarters. Jonny Fly sits behind a desk in the office, and appears to be looking over some papers when a knock on the door is heard. Before Fly even answers the knock a man barges into the office..Fly greets him..

Who the hell are you?

Jack Smalls:

Jack Smalls, I'm Nic Hay's top assistant.

..and your in my office because?

Your office, huh? You know that's funny, I just had one of our secretary's come to me crying that she had been fired, you wouldn't know anything about that would you?

Me? Nope. I was just here doing some paperwork.

Ya, and what's really weird is, this was her office.

Well, she was fired.

Alright Fly, enough, why are you here?

What do you mean why am I here? I'm Jonny Fly, and this is my office, that's why I'm here.

Well, your no longer welcome here, take your shit and get out. 

With that, Fly's whole persona seems to change. The cocky little smirk of his changes into a look of annoyance and anger. He responds to Smalls..

Not welcome here? Not welcome!? Are you sure about that?

Yes, I'm sure. This is a work day for people around this office, and your nothing but a distraction, and I'm not going to have it on my watch. I'm in charge of this building with Nic out on business, and I want you out.

Wait, Nic is out on business?

Yes he is.

Fly gets up from the chair he's been sitting in, and approaches Smalls.

Jack, I didn't come up here causing trouble, throwing things, that whole deal, I've been in a pretty good mood, and I think I've been very civil, but I have a problem..

Fly takes out the piece of paper we seen earlier, and hands it to Smalls. Smalls reads it immediately.

What the hell is this?

That..is why I'm here. I came here looking for Nic Hay, and that paper is what he said to Corwin in regards to me on last weeks show..

Okay...

Fly moves in closer to Smalls, almost breathing down his neck now.

Let's face it Smalls, I could take out any member of your roster. I'm your biggest name, your biggest draw, and next week I'm going to take care of your biggest headache. But, and listen to me here, I'm not going to have Nic playing the fence on this. Popping up whenever he feels like it, saying whatever he wants to, and completely disrespecting me, like he did last week. Corwin Havens is a problem nobody would take on but me, and now you guys are trying to appease him? What the fuck is that about?

If I recall, if Nic didn't go out there last week, you'd be talking to me today with one eye. Nic said what he had to, to control Corwin..

Fly takes a step back, almost trying to restrain from hitting Smalls. He shakes his head..

Your fuckin' clueless. Your second in command of this company, and your lost. Jack, this is personal. This is Havens versus Fly. I don't want you, Nic, or anyone else involved in TNT getting involved. If I lose an eye, it's on me, but Jack, remember who your talking to. I've dealt with much larger "problems" than Havens, and I still got two ears, two eyes, a nose, and all my limbs. I don't need my ass to be saved by any of you. Are we clear?

I guess. 

Fly smiles at this, and seems to return to the mood he was in earlier. He returns to the chair behind the desk.

Great. Then you go ahead and fill Nic in on our little chat, and I'll get back to work here.

Wait..what about my secretary..

Fly interrupts..

Don't worry about her, I took care of it. She's been relieved of her duties. You'll be thanking me..that chick was a total hoe!

Oh fuck it, whatever..

Smalls storms out of the office. Fly smiles, and kicks his feet up on the desk and mutters these words as the scene begins to fade away..

"Oh, this is starting to get fun again."

[Scene Closes]

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