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Fade In The scene fades in, in a dark room at an unknown location. TNT superstar "The Kid Wonder" Jonny Fly sits at a wooden table in the middle of the room. Behind Fly is a television. What we presume is a remote lies in the hands of Fly. Fly gets up from his seat and circles around the table once before coming in contact with the television. He begins to speak into the camera.. Jonny Fly: Rollin' Thunder feels compelled to go to the old video tape to discover a weakness in Jonny Fly. I have decided to do the same thing! But these were the only one's I found.. Fly hits the remote and the television next to him springs to action..
The following contest is our main event and it is the Elimination for Nomination match. The first man eliminated is the number one contender for the Hardcore Championship. The second man eliminated is the number one contender for the UWA Television Championship. The third man eliminated is the number one contender for the UWA United States Championship, and the winner is the number one contender for the UWA World Championship! First, weighing in at 275 pounds...from Rochester, New York...Mike Furious! "Dysfunction" by Korn plays as Mike Furious comes swaggering down to ringside. Right when he steps in the ring, "Gets Me Through" by Ozzy starts blaring over the PA. His opponent, from Red Bank, New Jersey, weighing in at 285...Maniac! Maniac gets in the ring and stares down Mike Furious. The two get in each other's faces, but a familar tune gets their attention... And now, from Parkersburg, West Virginia...weighing in at 288 pounds, Christian "The Comet" Williams! Christian, to a deafening roar of fans and "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones, rushes out of the back and into the ring. He sits on the top turnbuckle facing the ramp..."Sweetness" by Jimmy Eats World plays over the PA. Coming down the aisle, from New York City...weighting in at 250 pounds, Jonny Fly! Jonny Fly hits the ring to just as loud of a cheerful reception. He and Christian stare each other down. Christian smiles and extends his hand. Fly shakes it. On the opposite side of the ring. Mike Furious extends his left hand to Maniac. Maniac accepts, but both men try to punch the other with their rights at the exact same time. They begin to go at it with fists. See where
cheating gets you? Christian and Fly lock up. Fly gets behind and locks on a waistlock, but Christian reverses it into a waistlock of his own. Christian takes down a leg and gets Fly in a side headlock. While Williams and Fly are wrestling, Furious and Maniac are brawling. Maniac executes a Manhattan drop and drops a knee. Williams and Fly go over and hit dropkicks on Furious and Maniac. They send the other men off the ropes. Jonny Fly is leveled by a Maniac clothesline, and Mike Furious is powerslammed by Christian Williams. Instead of a pinfall, Christian opts to hammer his fist into Mike Furious' head. Meanwhile, Maniac gives Jonny Fly a snap suplex. Cover... 1 Too early. He breaks loose. Mike Furious begins pounding on the back of Williams, but it's not affecting him. A couple of shots to the leg do affect Christian, as he comes down. Mike Furious realizes he's got a chance and does a couple of elbowdrops to that leg. Maniac goes for a clothesline on Fly, but Fly ducks it, throws a sidekick right to Maniac's ear, and taunts to the crowd. Showoff. Fly hits it and covers. 1 2 3. Maniac is still in the ring, though. Mike Furious grabs one arm of Maniac, and Christian Williams grabs the other. They both try to toss him over the ropes, but Maniac pulls up short and sends Christian sailing over and ten feet in the air...straight to the floor! Maniac gets Mike Furious in a front-face lock, lifts him in a suplex position, and drops him flat on his head in a DDT-type maneuver. As he gets to his feet, Jonny Fly springboards off the ropes and gets Maniac with a neckbreaker. He covers him... 1 2 Maniac POWERS out! He literally bench-pressed Jonny Fly! Maniac and Fly run past each other, off the opposite ropes, and Fly jumps in the air while Maniac drops to his knees. Maniac catches him and in one swift motion, Jacknife Powerbombs Fly to the canvas. He may be a nut, but that's one hell of a finisher! 1 2 Jonny Fly kicks out. Both men get to their feet and Mike knocks Maniac back down with an elbow. Mike Furious begins to attack Jonny Fly, sending him off the ropes and delivering a thunderous jumping clothesline. He then picks Fly up and lands a great scoop slam. He goes back to drop a leg, but Maniac jumps over Fly and onto Furious. Mike Furious catches Maniac mid-air and slams him to the canvas. Instead of covering him, he lifts him up and sets him in the corner. Mike Furious might regret not putting the monster away when he had the chance! Mike signals for the Fatal Furious. He gets the front face lock on and lifts Maniac for the maneuver. Maniac somehow breaks the hold, gets to his feet, and gets on the top rope and signals to the crowd. What's this lunatic up to now? Maniac hits a perfect moonsault and gets what appeared to be over eight feet of air. Cover... 1 2 and a kickout
by Furious! 1 2 3!!! Maniac is eliminated! Furious and Fly get up, a little woozy. Both men point at each other and grin. Here we go! Fly and Furious for the World title shot! They lock up, and Furious arm-drags Fly. He gets Fly in a headscissor lock. Fly wiggles free and locks Furious in an armbar. Furious grimaces in pain, but his face lights up. Mike has an
idea... Mikes' idea was to start punching Fly to break loose, and apply an arm-wringer to his previously injured limb. Hey, the slacker had a good idea. Furious decides to kick the arm, but Fly catches the foot and gives Mike a capture suplex Tazz-style. He runs to the ropes, gets on the second pad, and does a front-flip, putting his back and upper torso right into Mikes' face. As we pan in, he is bleeding from the forehead. Blood is very quickly pouring down his face and forming into a huge puddle. Furious does a really bad blade...OOPS! Trent covers the mic with his hand, but you can still hear very faintly... John, you can't say bladejob on live TV. But get EMT's on standby. It looks like he cut too deep. Fly gets the foot ready for a superkick, but Furious angrily grabs him by the neck and chokeslams him. Furious grabs Fly, slams his head between his legs, and delivers a rather stiff-looking piledriver. Furious then climbs the ropes... A flying bodysplash! The splash misses. Jonny Fly and Furious are very slow to get to their feet, but Jonny Fly pulls out a Fly Swatter. 1 2 3!!! JONNY FLY! He won it! Jonny Fly is the number one contender for the United Wrestling Alliance's World Championship! Jonny is bleeding as well. Furious uses the ropes to stand up. Jonny is staggering. Both men stare each other down, then Furious rolls from the ring. Furious falls down, apparently from loss of blood. EMT's arrive with a stretcher to help him to the back. Jonny's being helped by The Blak Baron and Kent Strong. The fans are standing and cheering as they leave the ring. Mike Furious
appears to be really hurt, Trent. Paramedics are attending to him right now. Here we go with tonight's Main Event! "Sweetness" hits, and out comes Jonny Fly to a HUGE ovation. Behind Fly is, again, Chris Wild. Both men walk down to the ring slapping hands with the fans on the way down. Fly gets into the ring, and his music cuts of in favor of... "Crawling in the Dark" hits. The fans again spring to their feet for the entrance of The Beazt. But Beazt doesn't come out. Inside the ring, Jonny Fly begins to look around for The Beazt. He glances at the rafters, the crowd, but still no Beazt. Fly shrugs it off and begins to stretch on the ropes. "Inna Goddda Da Vida" begins to blast around the ring, and out from the back comes UWA World Champion Mikey Hell. Hell, with the belt around his waist, begins to look out to the mostly booing crowd. As he looks around, The Blob "waddles" his way out behind Hell. Both men walk down the aisle, and into the ring. The ref begins to check Fly and Hell for weapons, and such, and finally when he is satisfyed, he motions for the bell to be rung. Ding, Ding, Ding! Were ready to go! Jonny Fly and Mikey Hell lock up. Hell comes out with the advantage, and forces Fly down into the mat. Hell begins to stomp at Jonny Fly. Fly catches one of Hell's boots, and twists it around. Hell begins to hop on one foot, and finally breaks Fly's grasp. Fly gets to his feet. Fly lands a kick to the face of Hell, dropping Mikey into the mat. Hell get's up quickly, and is met by a series of punches backing Hell into the turnbuckle. Fly grabs Mikey's head..runs up the turnbuckle, and bounces off the ropes for a hurricanranna! Fly then tosses himself against the ropes, and comes back landing an elbow to Hell's chest. Jonny Fly is in control! Fly gets up from Hell, and then precedes to pick the World Champion up. Fly now tosses Hell into the ropes. As Mikey comes back, Fly tries for a clothesline, but Mikey ducks, and bounces off the other set of ropes. Fly turns around, and Mikey Hell lands a Drop Kick to Fly's stomach. Fly falls backward, and then down to the mat. Mikey Hell begins to climb the turnbuckle.. Hell is gonna fly! Hell reaches the top of the turnbuckle, and turns himself around. As he does this Jonny Fly begins to get to his feet, not knowing where Hell is. He finally turns around, just as Hell leaps off. Hell hits Fly with a cross body block right into a cover.. 1 2 Fly kicks out! Jonny Fly is dragged to his feet by Mikey Hell. Hell begins to hit him with lefts and rights. Mikey rears back in an attempt to floor Fly. As he swings, Fly moves to the side, grabs the arm of Hell, and slams him into the mat facefirst. Hell turns himself over, as crimson begins to run down from his nose. Fly gets down to his knees and begins to whale on the face of Mikey Hell. Blood begins to pour from Hell's nose. Finally Hell gets fed up, and as Jonny comes down with his fist, Hell uses his palm to block it, and then uses his feet to throw Fly off of him. Both men get to their feet and stare each other down. Mikey Hell reaches into his pants, and comes out with a silver handled object. Is that a hammer? The ref walks over and pulls the object from Hell's grasp. Hell reacts fast and knocks the ref out wiht a punch to the jaw. A distracted Hell doesn't see Fly coming, and Jonny nails Mikey with a spear. Jonny drags Hell to his feet.. We have no ref! Hell took him out! The fans begin to cheer wildly as The Beazt emerges from under the ring with a chair in hand. Fly spots him, and lets go off Mikey, who falls back down. Fly meets Beazt at the ropes, but he wishes he hadn't..CRACK! What the hell! BEAZT HIT FLY WITH A
CHAIR!! Beazt tosses the chair to the outside, and enters the ring. He steps over Fly and makes his way to the rising Mikey Hell. Chris Wild, and The Blob race for the chair on the outside. Wild, of course, gets to it first, and hits Blob over the head with it. Mikey Hell gets to his feet, but is met by right hands from Beazt, who then whips him into the corner. Chris Wild get up on the apron, and wakes Fly up. Fly is handed the chair by Wild. Fly has the chair! Beazt has Hell in
the corner! Fly, with the chair, gets to his feet. Beazt, noticing, sends Mikey Hell into Fly and the chair. Both men topple to the ground, and Beazt begins to make his way over. Beazt picks out Fly, and brings him to his feet. Beazt whips Fly off the ropes, and then downs him with a spinning-heel kick on the bounce back. Beazt covers.. We have no ref! Just as the words are spoken, a UWA referee walks down to the ring, and quickly slides in.. 1 2 Kickout by Fly! Mikey Hell gets to his feet, and pushes The Beazt to the ground. Hell then turns to Fly, and drops and elbow on him, followed by a leg drop. The Blob circles around the ring, and slides The Beazt out. Beazt and Blob begin to exchange blows. Hell runs over to the ropes, hops of the bottom one, landing a moonsault on Fly. Cover. 1 2 . Another kickout by Fly! On the outside, Beazt finally begins to get the better of Blob. Beazt grabs hold of Blob's massive arms, and tosses him into the steel steps. Beazt runs back into the ring. On the inside, Mikey Hell and Fly have both gotten to their feet, and have tied up. Fly comes away with the advantage. Beazt takes a seat on the turnbuckle, ans is letting Fly and Hell go at it. Why did he even show? Fly wrestles Hell to the mat, and then puts him in a sleeper hold. The ref checks for a tap..but nothing doing. Fly wrenches the hold tighter. But still no tap. Fly finally lets go of the hold, and brings Hell to his feet. Fly grabs Hell's head, and walks him over to the turnbuckle. Fly sets him up on the turnbuckle, then wraps his arm around him and suplex's him from the top rope!! Fly covers.. Hell of a move by Fly! 1 . Beazt gets up from his post.. 2 . BEAZT BREAKS UP THE COUNT!! Fly quickly gets up from the count and begins to pound away at the Beazt. Mikey Hell gets up as well, and walks over to Fly and Beazt. Beazt blocks a Jonny Fly punch, and then throws the "Kid Wonder" into the approaching Mikey Hell. Hell moves out of the way, anf Fly falls down. Hell and Beazt begins to exchange blows, until Hell kicks Beazt in the scrotum. The ref, attending to Fly, doesn't see it happen. Hell throws Beazt out of the ring, and tells Blob to take care of him. Jonny Fly gets to his feet, and as Hell is turned around, sets himself up. Blob grabs Beazt, and begins to take him up the ramp and away from the ring. Hell turns around and is hammered by.. THAT WAS THE SPLASH OF COOL, FLY'S
RARELY USED SET UP MOVE! Fly rises off Hell, and makes his way over to the turnbuckle. Jonny climbs up it, turns himself around, and then makes a "The End" motion with his thumb across his neck..Fly jumps off and hits his finisher "The Fly Swatter." As Fly's head strikes Mikey Hell's heart, Hell begins to go into a shock like phase, ending when Fly hooks the leg.. FLY MIGHT PULL THIS OFF!! 1 2 3 OH MY GOD! The Blak Baron walks down the ramp with a HUGE smile on his face. Chris Wild jumps up into the ring, and almost tackles Jonny Fly! Fly and Wild embrace, until Baron hits the ring. Fly and Baron look at each other, then Baron moves forward and gives Jonny a hug. The ref comes over and hands Fly the World Title. As the scene fades..Fly hold the title up high..and then breaks out in a breakdance maneuver to the delight of the crowd.. That's gonna do it from Memphis! For
Trent Hoffman, I'm John Manning, see ya next week! We shift scenes to the UWA Vending area. We see Pete Wilson and Tokyo Tsunami banging at the machine. Why do these
fucking things never work Tokyo? From behind Wilson and Tokyo appear 2 men. Chris Wild and Jonny Fly! Problems
Pete? Fly lunges at Wilson, and drives him back into the Soda Machine. Wild grabs hold of Tokyo and tosses him into a nearby trash can. A rumbling sound is heard, the sound of a bottle coming from the machine! Wilson kicks Fly in the crotch, then goes over to the machine and grabs the bottle, and takes a swig. Now I'm ready for you Fly.. We go to ringside
~No Disqualification!~
The Main Event has already begun backstage, let's send you a live feed.. We open up to a joint locker room. We see UWA Superstars Jezze Jamez, Tyray Thompson, Jody Fleish, and 10-Minute Major watching on as Pete Wilson throws Fly into a locker. Wilson grabs Jonny's hair and tugs him to his feet. Wilson begins ramming Fly's head unrelentlessly on the locker. Fly is getting
an Ole' Fashion Ass Whippin'! Fly begins to fight back. He lands an elbow on Pete's midsection, and then wriggles out of his grasp. Fly kicks at Wilson's calf, dropping him to a kneeling position. Fly then picks up one of the locker room benches and cracks Pete over the head with it! Pete falls flat on the ground. Fly then tugs at Wilson's arm, and takes him through the entrance to the locker room, and back out to the Main Arena hallway. I can tell
this is gonna be a war already! Fly picks Wilson to his feet, and then throws him into a wall. Wilson slumps to the ground. Fly walks over to a pile of cords. He unplugs one, and then walks over to Pete. Fly ties the cord around Wilson's neck!! HOLY SHIT! HE'S GONNA KILL HIM! Wilson tugs at the cord, put with no avail. Finally Fly unleashed the grip as the Ref pulls him off Wilson. Fly and Wilson both get to their feet, with Wilson hitting Fly with a clothesline, followed by an elbow drop on the concrete floor. Wilson walk over to where the cords were, and gets a chair. He then walks back over to Fly and begins to beat him with it..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8 times! Wilson sets the chair upright, and then sits down right in front of Jonny Fly, talking shit in his ear. Fly tries to get up, but Pete simply pushes him down. Finally Pete gets up from the chair, and brings Fly to his feet. Wilson leads Fly down the hall toward the parking lot. Pete takes Fly into the parking lot, and then tosses him into the middle of the road. Wilson goes through the rows of cars, and then finally brings out his keys, and gets into one.. What the hell? Wilson drives the car over the where Fly lays, and begins to rev the engine. Then with a loud screech Wilson spring the car into action..going directly for Jonny Fly!!!.. HOLY SHIT!! The car races at Jonny Fly, who JUST moves out of the way, right before the car treads over where he was laying. Wilson stops the car, and gets out. A waiting Jonny Fly pushes Wilson back into the car, and then places his hand on the gas pedal! The car jolts forward, and crashes into the concrete barrier wall! This is
crazy!! Jonny Fly walks over to the car, and opens up the dirver side door. Inside we see a bloody Pete Wilson, trying to bring himself to an upright position. Fly grabs his shoulder, and tugs him out of the car. Fly begins to hit Wilson's head on the car Window..before throwing Wilson back in the car. Fly moves Wilson over to the passenger side, and then takes up the wheel. Fly starts the car, and begins to make way back into the main arena hallway. It's been
well recorded that Fly isn't much of a driver! Fly turns into the arena hiting various ladder, and other obstacles lining the hallway. Fly even brushes the walls several times, before regaining control of the vehicle. Fly drives the car right up to the backstage ring entrance area..and stops the car. Fly gets out, and then goes over and opens the passenger door. Pete Wilson falls out of the car. Fly leads him through the curtain, and out onto the stage. A big cheer erupts from the crowd. Fly hold Wilson upright at the edge of the stage. Fly looks down about 20 feet, to see a table set up. He smiles and then trys tp pick Wilson up, in and attempted 20 foot powerbomb, but Wilson fights back, landing a BIG right hand to Fly's face. Fly stumbles backward, and then with the help of a Pete Wilson push, Fly goes over the edge, landing through the table!! FLY JUST TOOK
A TERRIBLE SPILL!! Wilson walks down the ramp, yelling at the fans all the way down. Wilson cuts over the stage, and into the area he threw Fly. Wilson walks over to Fly, and brings him to his feet. Wilson whips Fly into a nearby gaurdrail, and then clothelines him over top of it, and back onto the ramp. Wilson grabs Fly by the head, and walks him down to ringside. Wilson and
Fly gonna take this to the ring! Wilson slides Fly into the ring, and then goes under the ring, and takes out a ladder, 3 chair, and a CHAINSAW! That's
illegal! Wilson throws the objects into the ring, and then gets in himself. Wilson sets the ladder up in the far right corner of the ring. And then sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. Wilson picks up Fly, and then whips him off the ropes. On the bounce back Wilson trips Fly, who lands head first into the chair. Wilson laughs at the fallen Jonny Fly, before bringing him back to his feet. This has been one helluva show! Wilson with a straight right hand crashing as a fist into Flys' forehead. A second fist backs Jonny into a corner. Blood begins to flow as Wilson charges in... We're running out of time! With a sudden burst of energy, Jonny Fly explodes from the corner and clotheslines Wilson. Fly also collapses and the two lie still... After a moment...both begin crawling for the ropes. Moving away from each other and climbing to standing, Pete stumbles through the ropes to the arena floor. Jonny turns to face him, and is puzzled by his absence. Usher is
counting Pete out! Fly walks over to the ropes and sees Wilson laying on the ground. He turns around, and picks up the ladder laying at the center of the ring. Fly sets the ladder up by the ropes and then climbs to the top. He signals for a "Fly Swatter" and then jumps off.. HOLY SHIT!!
WILSON MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!! We see Jonny Fly sprawled out on the ground in an akward position, as Pete Wilson gets to his feet. Wilson walks over to Fly and brings the stunned superstar to his feet. Wilson grabs ahold of one of Fly's arms and whips him face first into the steel steps. Wilson walks over to the fallen Fly, and places the steps on top of his face. Using his boot, Wilson kicks at the top of the step, driving it down into the face of Fly. Fly gets a grip under the steps, and then with amazing strength is able to push the steps off him. Fly quicky gets to his feet, ducks a punch from Wilson, and then takes him down with a spinebuster. Fly slides back into the ring, and retrives a chair. He turns around to see Wilson making it to his feet on the outside. Fly runs over to the ropes, chair in hand, then hops on the bottom rope, and twirls backward toward Wilson..Fly sticks the chair out, and smacks it aagainst Wilson's skulll. Fly lands on the ground..and goes for a cover.. I was just starting to enjoy this! 1. 2. Kickout by Wilson!! Fly hops to his feet, and picks the chair back up. He begins to crack it against the back of Pete Wilson. Wilson begins to rise..Fly continues to hammers at Wilson with the chair..and Wilson continues to rise. Wilson makes it all the way to his feet, and turns to a shocked Jonny Fly. Wilson grabs Fly by the neck and tosses him into the ring barrier. Wilson walks over to the announcer's table.. You did it
now Trent! Wilson stares as Kent and John, smiles, and then walks by them, and picks up the ring bell. Wilson walks backs over to Fly, and raises him to his feet. Wilson smashes the bell against the face of Fly, then again. Wilson tosses the belt down, and slides Fly back into the ring. Wilson gets in as well. Wilson and Fly both get to their feet, the still realing Fly is hit by a Pete Wilson superkick and is sent back down to the mat. Wilson smiles, and then picks up the Chainsaw! He pulls the cord and the machine starts up..Wilson points to Jonny Fly's leg.. SWEET!!! Wilson brings the Chainsaw down over Jonny Fly's leg..but Fly quickly crawls forward. Wilson chases after him backing the World Champion into the corner. Fly spins around, and hooks his foot around the back of Wilson's. Fly jerks his foot forward, and Wilson loses his balance, as the chainsaw flys out of the ring. A UWA Official immediatly goes over an shuts it off.. Thank god! Fly and Wilson both get to their feet. Wilson charges at Fly, and levels him with a clothesline. Fly bounces back up, and is hit with another clothesline. Wilson goes over to the still standing ladder, and pushes it over on Fly. Wilson lays over top of it for a cover.. 1. 2. FLY THREW THE
LADDER OFF HIMSELF AND KICKED OUT!! Wilson smothers Fly with right hands to his skull, and then begins to climb the turnbuckle. Wilson reaches the top and fly's off for an attempted leg drop..Fly sees this, and raises a fist, that Wilson flys into. Wilson hits the mat hard. Fly springs to action..he sets the ladder up in the corner, and then takes Wilson to his feet. Fly whips Pete into the ladder, and then drops him with a sidewalk slam in the middle of the ring. Fly grabs a chair, and begins to climp the ropes. As Fly makes his way to the top, Wilson shakes off the cobwebs, and begins to make it to his feet. Fly throws the chair at Wilson, who catches it, and then Fly jumps off the top rope, landing a "Fly Swatter" on the chair..and in effect PETE WILSON! Wilson crashes to the ground, with Jonny Fly on top of him. Fly slides the chair out of the way, and then hooks the leg.. Damn that Jonny Fly!! 1. 2. 3!!! My god! Jonny
Fly has defended his World Title in a brutal match! The ref hands a celebrating Jonny Fly his World Title Belt, as Pete Wilson slumps out of the ring. Fly heard chants of "Dance" and Fly complies with a breakdance maneuver in the middle of the ring.. The scene cuts back to Fly. Jonny Fly: Seriously, I just wanted to show those. I really didn't go to the video tape to look at Thunder at all. Do I need to? His many errors are plain to see. His career in UWA was a complete utter joke. What was that record? 7-26? That's a Main Event guy right there, let me tell ya. But this is one I found interesting. Rollin' Thunder felt he needed to show everyone that Tag Team Titles match against whatever their inferior names were. I don't think it needs to be said twice who cost us that match. In fact, I don't, just earlier this week Rollin' himself said it. But let's take a look at how we won those very titles shall we? Fly hits the remote and another match comes onto the television screen. TH: What a night so far John, and the best is yet to come. It's time right now for the tag team title matchup. JM: This one's gonna get ugly Trent. These two teams dispise one another and I don't believe that there's any possible way to maintain order with all four men out here at the same time. No way. TH: You may be right on the money with that call genious. Say, will you be adding anything about our table since you predict such mayhem. JM: Absolutely. As always boys, go for the tables under the ring. Stay far away from the announce table please. Thank you. TH: You're such a mook. JM: A what? TH: Nevermind. Here come the champs. The red pyros go off in the entrance as "Filthy Hands" begins to play throughout the arena. The tag team champions appear together at the top of the ramp and receive some of the loudest heat of the night. They stand atop the ramp grinning cockily when suddenly both men are knocked down from behind. TH: Wait a minute. It's Fly and Rollin' Thunder from behind. JM: What did I tell you about the impossibility of order in this match. Let the carnage begin. Both Globe and Perez tumble down the ramp as Fly and Thunder high five and follow them down. Fly goes toward the retreating Globe as Thunder jerks Perez up off the ground and sends him head first into the steel guard rail. The ref is standing in the ring as Globe rolls under the ropes with Fly in hot pursuit. Fly rolls in after him but Globe seizes the momentary advantage and drops and elbow to Fly's ribs as the ref finally signals for the bell to start the match. JM: A veteran move there by the world champ. TH: I guess this match is officially underway now. Rollin' Thunder has walked around the ring and is standing in his corner with Perez still on the ground in the aisle. Globe begins to work over the ribs of Fly with a series of stiff kicks and elbow drops. He lifts him off of the mat and throws him hard into the turnbuckle back first. Perez is now up to his feet and stumbling over to his corner holding his head as Globe mounts the ropes and prepares for the mounted punches. JM: Here we go Trent. Count away with the champ. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Suddenly Fly grabs Globe as he runs to the center of the ring and plants him with a spine buster. TH: What a counter by Fly. He's going for the tag. Fly stumbles over holding his ribs and tags Rollin' Thunder in. Thunder slingshots into the ring just as Globe lunges into his corner and tags Perez. Perez slingshots up onto the ropes and catches Thunder running in with a stiff dropkick to the jaw. TH: OOOOOOOOOOOH! JM: That'll leave a mark. Perez nips up to his feet and throws up a salute to the crowd who return the gesture with a loud chorus of boos. Perez hits the far ropes and connects with a baseball slide kick to the face of Thunder. He wraps up the arms and covers as the ref jumps down to make the count. 1... 2... Kickout by Thunder! TH: He's not gonna beat Rollin' Thunder this early with a simple move like that. Perez brings Thunder up and sends him face first into the boot being held up by Globe. Perez then tags out and Globe comes in and immediately throws him back into the turnbuckle and connects with a hard knee right to the gut. JM: Watch the technical mastery of the world champ Trent. He's cutting off the ring and slowly wearing Rollin' Thunder down. TH: He is good John. He wouldn't hold two championships if he wasn't. Globe snapmares Thunder over and locks in a neck vice. He cranks on the painful submission for almost two minutes before Thunder begins pumping his fist and gaining energy. Some of the crowd is into it as Thunder slowly makes it to one foot and then to both. As he finally gets into a standing position, Globe lets go of the hold and jerks him back down hard by the neck. JM: Hahaha. The champ let him use up all that energy just to sap it right back out. Masterful work. TH: Did you bring your Chap Stick this week John. JM: Shut up. Globe locks on a headlock and reaches back for the tag. Perez climbs to the top turnbuckle as Globe lays out belly down on the canvas with the headlock still applied. Perez leaps off the top and connects with a crushing Swanton Bomb to Thunder's sternum. Globe releases the headlock and rolls out of the ring as Perez hooks the leg and the ref drops down. 1... 2... Kickout by Thunder! TH: Wow I'm surprised he had the energy for that kickout. JM: That's just like you Trent, giving all the credit to the guy getting his ass handed to him. Perez picks Thunder up and sends him into the ropes. He slingshots back right into a back heel kick from Perez that sends him sliding backward all the way under the ropes and to the outside. Perez seizes the moment as he runs to the corner, up the ropes and dives off head first connecting on a super Swanton Bomb from the top turnbuckle all the way to the floor. TH: GOOD GOD! They're pulling out all the stops tonight. Perez is dazed as he stumbles to his feet and pulls Thunder up. He whips him back first into the steel steps at ringside and they explode apart with the impact. The ref is watching the action outside the ring as Globe is sneaking in through the ropes. Fly is looking to catch Perez from behind when Globe explodes across the ring and nails Fly with an elbow shot that sends him off the apron and into the steel guard rail. TH: Come on ref get Globe out of the ring. JM: He should be getting these other guys in the ring. The ref turns and ushers Globe back across the ring as Perez picks up Thunder and rolls him under the ropes and into the ring. Perez climbs up onto the apron and slingshots off of the ropes connecting with a leg drop to the throat of Thunder. Perez again hooks a leg as the ref is turning around from getting Globe out. 1... 2... Kickout by Thunder! JM: OH COME ON REF! He's so damn slow he counts in decades. TH: That count was the same as the others John. Thunder's just got something left in the tank. JM: Don't worry, the Incident will drain that tank soon enough. Perez is disgusted as he pounds the mat in anger and violently picks Rollin Thunder up again and slams him into the nearest corner. He signals for the end as he sits Thunder up onto the top turnbuckle and quickly climbs the ropes in front of him. Fly screams to get the ref's attention and acts like he's going to come into the ring. The ref runs over to stop him as Thunder connects with an obvious stiff low blow that bends Perez over his shoulder in pain. JM: Okay what the hell do you call that Trent? TH: How did you say it...masterful work. JM: Shut up. That was cheating and you know it. Thunder hooks Perez up into a fireman's carry and quickly jumps off the second turnbuckle connecting with a huge Death Valley Driver. TH: BIG MOVE! BIG MOVE! That could turn this whole match around. JM: Cheating move. 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Perez is inches from tagging in Globe as Thunder is pulling himself toward his corner. 8... Perez makes the tag. JM: YES! Globe hurries into the ring but as he begins to run across the ring, Thunder lunges and makes the tag to the waiting Fly. TH: Here we go now. Brand new match. Fly climbs through the ropes quickly as Globe freezes and hold up his hands. Fly runs over and begins nailing the champ with stiff right hands. TH: Fly's feeling it John. He's fresh as a daisy. JM: This is a nightmare. Fly sends Globe into the ropes and connects with a flying back elbow. He jumps up and screams out with adrenaline when Perez hits him with a flying fist from out of nowhere and sends him straight down and seemingly out. TH: He had something illegal on his hand. Dammit. JM: HAHAHA! YES! Perez is still groggy as Thunder grabs his foot and pulls him to the outside. They begin to trade blows as Globe slowly makes his way up to his feet. He sees Fly down and smiles an evil grin as he signals for "The Equator". JM: Here it is Trent. Game...set...match! TH: Don't count him out yet. Globe walks around Fly's body and puts his devastating "Equator" finisher on. The ref is in position as Fly is flailing around from the pain of the move. Globe is smiling when a sudden look of surprise and anger takes over his face. His eyes widen as he suddenly releases the hold and stands up. JM: What the hell is going on. TH: I don't know...wait a minute. Look up there John. At the top of the ramp stands Triple X who is pointing and staring a hole through the champ. Globe walks over to the ropes and points back at him while screaming something at him. Triple X drops his bottle of water and begins walking quickly down to the ring. He stops right at the bottom of the ramp and points at him again. From behind, Fly lunges into the back of his head with a forearm shot and as Globe bounces off the ropes, Fly rolls him up into a schoolboy while grabbing a handfull of tights. Perez tries to slide in under the ropes but Thunder grabs his feet as the ref drops into position for the count. 1...
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Fly releases the hold and quickly scurries to the outside as Thunder runs around from the other side to join Triple X at the bottom of the ramp. TH: WE HAVE NEW U.W.A. TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! JM: This is a total travesty of justice. This can't be happening. TH: Karma's a bitch aint it John. JM: Oh shut up. Globe is totally irate in the ring as Perez slides in and tries to calm him down. Triple X just smiles a huge smile and points at him one more time. The rest of International Incident runs out from the back as X-Rated run around the steps and grab their belts from the referee who was headed their way. They hop the steel railing and head out through the crowd as the entire International Incident is now in the ring. We go, yet again, back to "The Kid Wonder." Jonny Fly: Take a look at that match. I was fighting alone and still beat the then World Champ and his tag team partner. The only good thing Thunder did in that entire match was tag me in. Which is all he really had to do, but the whooping he received surely didn't help. But naturally I sucked dick, kissed assed, and everything else to win that match completely by myself. Of course. That's how I won 5 World Titles! Come on. Is that all you guys have? "Jonny Fly's a crappy Vice President. All he does is kiss ass." I sure hope your not thinking that's gonna win you a match. Were going to have to work on those comebacks fellas, there pretty weak if you ask me. Maybe we'll go over that later. Just let it be known to Vetalo that right here is proof of what he's going to have to do to retain. He's going to have to carry Rollin' Thunder. Then he's going to have to do it again at the conclusion of this month. I've beaten a team alone that consisted of a World Champion and an average to sometimes above average running mate. I can do it again. But I won't have to because next to me is the other greatest wrestler to don TNT Wrestling tights. And you guys continue to talk shit, continue to guarantee victory. Way to play it smart guys. Way to be ahead of the curve. I've taken worse verbal assaults that you two are possible of putting on me..and has it mattered? Will it matter this time? No. Never. Jonny Fly and Mark Vincent are unbeatable. As in can't be beaten beyond a shadow of a doubt or whatever the hell you have to say back to it. What Jimmy Vetalo and Rollin' Thunder say holds little weight. What I say holds a lot of weight. I have never..as in never..proved wrong. Don't try to break the trend. You'll only far a little more harder than you already are. Are. As in it's already in the books. Have I made myself clear enough this time? The scene fades with Fly staring into the camera. A Lesson on "Comebacks" Fade In The scene fades in at an unspecified classroom looking place at an unspecified school. The room is lined with desks in vertical rows from the front of the room by a chalkboard, to the back of the room by what looks to be the teachers desk. On the side of the desk is "Comeback 1.01" and the nameplate on the side reads "Mr. Fly." We pan the screen up to see Fly, feet up on the desk, smiling broadly toward the camera. Fly brings his feet off the desk and gets up from the seat. He begins to talk to the camera as he makes his way up to the front of the classroom. Jonny Fly: I seem to have found a defect in Jimmy Vetalo and Rollin' Thunder. As a staff member, this can't happen. Not to people who hold titles in the company that I..basically..run. It just won't work out, you hear what I'm saying? It looks bad. Having those two on our roster is bad enough, but we have to make due. So I have decided to take it upon myself to fix them. To correct their glaring weakness. Their comebacks. Fly reaches the chalkboard and begins to scribble something down on the chalkboard, talking to the camera as he does so. Exhibit A On Tuesday I sent out a videotape consisting of a large berating of Tag Team Champions Jimmy Vetalo and bitch Rollin' Thunder. One of the many things I said to them was that a "Co-World Title" isn't really a World Title. Jimmy's response? "Now I know Jonny claims �co-championships� don�t count but all I have to say is was I referred to as the World Champion? The answer to that is yes so guess what there dick head it counts!" Wow! Amazing job Mr. Vetalo! Dick head! That is actually..not creative at all. Resorting to petty name calling are we? That's a sign of frustration. A sign that you have nothing else to come back with so you resort to that weak crap. And now, you were not referred to as a World Champion. Did you not notice the "Co" in front of it? Duh! Jeez! That wasn't even a hard one to come back from. But hey, what you did was give me another World Title. I tell you, I would thank you, but what's another one when you have as many as I do? Nothing..walk in the park..another day of doing my job. Exhibit B At the beginning of that videotape I asked The High Rollers as simple question. "Is this what you wanted?" That of course, in response to their attack on Dynasty member Chris Raygen. Naturally, I added a little bit more to that to piss them off a bit. Here's Vetalo's grand comeback.."Jonny, Last week we set out to do exactly what happened. We set out to bring your ass back into a TNT Ring, and we did just that by whipping the ass of your chosen replacement Chris Raygen. Jonny, you say we didn�t want this to happen but I think its more the other way around, I think you didn�t want to come back, you didn�t want to step back into the ring with me and Rollin, your scared that your going to be exposed to be the stuck up, ass kissing, nothing that you truly are." See, that shits just not believable. Maybe your 85 year old grandmother would buy that but surely nobody else. I didn't want to to come back, right? That's exactly why I'm standing here, right? That's why I'm wrestling this week. Of course! Way to figure it out Jimmy! Come on! Is anyone freaking home in there? Is there anything between those ears of yours, Jimmy? I came back because I'm scared of Rollin' Thunder and Jimmy Vetalo! Ding, Ding! We have a winner! Scared of someone I've already beat, and someone who I'd beat easily? Hey what can I say.. Use some fuckin' common sense will ya? Half of that made me scratch my head. And you know, I got that scalp thing, starts to bleed when you scratch it too much. So go ahead and save me the trouble next time, will ya? Why not just say what you've already worn out this week. "Jonny Fly came back because he loves the sweet aroma of Marcel's ass." Hey! That's a winner on the creativity front right there! Way to go Jimmy! Ok..ok..I know..it did suck..it's worn out..but you gotta give Jimmy credit..he knows what aroma means. That's a step up for the limited vocabulary he uses in his Promo's. Which brings me to....!! Exhibit C "Who knows, Jonny is one shady mother fucker that�s� for sure, I know I wouldn�t trust that mother fucker as far as I can throw him ya know what I mean?" Now if I've ever seen a run on sente.. Nevermind! Use of vocabulary. This is a major weakness of one Jimmy Vetalo. Every other word being fuck, ass, motherfucker, hell, or gay really is a no-no. "Jonny Fly is one shady motherfucker." What does that mean? I can only assume it means that I fuck people's moms in the nice shady comfort of a tree." Was that what you were trying to say? I don't see how that ties in with this match though. Goes back to that whole "making sense" thing. "Yeah, I know exactly what you mean Jonny would prolly throw his own mother off a bridge if it meant he would be able to become the world champion." No, no, you see. I'd probably throw your mother off a bridge, and then you'd be so preoccupied with saving Patty that I would simply be able to win the title without you even around! See how that works..now you try.. Alright, say I said something about you two in The Dynasty..give me your best shot Jimmy..GO! "Jonny, on one of your true points me and Rollin was once a part of the Dynasty but we was able to realize how big of a cancer you were soon after we joined up. From Day 1 something didn�t seem right, because you was always giving us advice and telling us to protect you from the Titans because you were Scared that Alexi Draconis would be able to beat you in the center of the ring and take that belt off your hands. So you have us do a number on him or other members of the titans so they can be weaker and you can look like a bad ass. Jonny, you�re not fooling anyone hell look at your hair, how can anyone be cool with that hair. You look like you stuck your finger in a light socket!" Oh god! I think you actually regressed! First off, it's defiantly Rollin' and I. Second off, cancer talk, not cool. It's doesn't hit hard. It bounces right off. Seriously, I'm such a cancer that no matter where I go I find my way to the top, no matter what stable I make, it goes to the top. Everything I touch is gold, Jimmy V. Gold is not cancerous if I'm not mistaken. And again, common sense. I was so afraid of Alexi Draconis that I did defend my title, I did beat him, and then did throw the title off to you and him...and...he did beat you. But naturally, your better than me, right? Oh what's this? Hair jokes? Oh, man Jimmy that's very, shitty. Are you queer, boy? What the hell do you care what my hair looks like? Is that going to save you from your upcoming date with the best team you'll ever face? Not at all, so why the hell you talking about it. Hair! Come on, now! You gotta be desperate to have to go there. Your bordering pathetic Jimmy, but let me give another chance. "Haha, look at Jonny hair! Haha, how not cool is that! It looks like he tried to play electrician! Yea dude, narly, haha.." I'll be laughing at that one for weeks! Sorry, where were we at? Oh yes, here we go Jimmy, try to revive yourself here. Now I stated that I thought you came a long way from where you started. You used to just be a crap wrestler. Now your King Crap Wrestler in a company of them. Not counting The Dynasty..of course. Your response? "Now Jonny, your right I have came a long way. I mean I started off as some thug with talent that you held back, to a thug with talent that you haven�t been able to stop no matter what you try. Jonny, your scared to death that I might be coming close to reaching the level of Superstar that your supposedly at, and I know that, that right there scared the shit out of you because your able to see that no matter what you do that someone better than you is in this company and a matter of fact Jonny there is a bunch of guys in this company better than you, but I�m the best. And Sunday Night I�ll prove that as I pin your ass in the center of the ring 1�2�3 that�s a guarantee I won�t be scared to stand by." It looks like your officially a lost cause. I guess I'm just going to have to write you off. I've been looking for someone to pick up the baton on the many occasions when I've taken breaks. But I've been forced back into the actions because, well, the shoe's are just a little too large to fill. You keep saying I'm scared, and you keep saying I'm scared, and what do you know, I'm scared. Let me introduce you to the number 5. 5 World Titles, most ever. That's the only record that counts. 5 titles is worthless if they don't symbolize you as the best. And no, Jimmy, before you start, 2 does not beat 5. We do know this right? 5 also means that you have the official right of being scared of nothing. Never has a wrestler come close to my level, many have proclaimed to be. It doesn't add up. Your just another person with a World Title who suddenly things they're the best ever and immediately takes shots at the man holding that position. Scared of you? That'd be like saying your scared Mike Maddness. Your not, right? Ok, just checking. You never know with mercurial people like you. BUT I'M NOT DONE! Exhibit 4 On to Rollin' Thunder we go.. "Jonny, you tell the world and you tell me world that all I do is use people to get my name in the Main Event? That�s funny�this is coming from a guy who used everyone and I mean everyone he ever came in contact with to make sure he stayed the top guy. People come out and say I used Jonny Fly to get to the top�true�I did�but Jonny used me to stay at the top." Damn, you may have Vetalo beat. That's your best shot at me basically telling you you've hung on to every pair of coattails in your grasp? Man..would someone please explain to men how you use someone to stay at the top? Would that be like Jimmy's doing to Rollin' this month? That's the only thing I could think of. And I wouldn't allow Rollin' that type of satisfaction. He doesn't belong in a ring with me. This has been proven. But hey..just for the heck of it..why don't I pull out a comeback of my own? I've used everyone right? And you, your just a poor little thing that's been violated. Say, Rollin', before you go any further on that little trip of yours, why not tell everyone how you go your UWA World Title shots? Title shots that you got blown out of the water on..that's using people my friend. When your doing a comeback, make sure I can't sit back and legitimate slander you like that. You hear me? That was too easy..I should thank you..but I won't of course. Exhibit 5 My talk of the Stable War match, Thunder's response.. "Jonny Fly, you love to talk about March Warfare a lot don�t you? You love to sit there and talk about the High Rollers went into the match up basically two men down. You love to talk about how the titans beat us at Warfare. But Jonny Fly, what you forget to the people is how you bailed that�s right bailed on us. You say you are the greatest wrestler to ever grace TNT, but yet you bailed on something that you begged me to help bring back and still we don�t know why. Many people have asked me what I have thought about it�and I plane out told them Jonny Fly was scared to death. Jonny Fly couldn�t stand the fact that he had to put his faith his world title in someone else�s hands. Jonny Fly knew deep down inside him that he might not have been able to use his �power� se he could come out on top. So what did the legendary Jonny Fly do�instead of hanging around and being a man, he chooses to take his little ball and all his toys and go home once again. Well Jonny Fly, guess what, new flash, you was never missed. TNT did just fine without your ass in the picture" I'm sure your sitting back thinking this is a great comeback. But it's really not. Because watch this.. First off, how does a team of White Thunder, Rollin' Thunder, Jimmy Vetalo, Kevin Cosmos, and Jeremy Cundiff lose? "I was two men down." Sorry, missed that, defiantly seen 5 people in the ring. Unless your taking out yourself since you were pretty much invisible. But what about the Titans? Nick Pellet, Dave Youth, The Trouble Shooter? They must of been down three men! I didn't bail on anyone. You guys bailed on me. Your whole goal was to undermine me and try to steal a little bit more glory from a man full of it. You think I'm going to put my World Title, my World Title, not yours, on the line with you guys backing me up? Hell, no. I aint fucking stupid. If I had Mark there, that would of been a different story. But at the last minute he couldn't go, and there was no way I was putting anything on the line with you guys backing me up. The Titans understood exactly where I was coming from. In fact..I gave them a little help on my way out. Yea, I bailed on you Thunder, but don't be mad that I bailed on you before you had the chance to screw me over. That just makes me a step ahead of you, and you'd like that one bit. But you are right. TNT did fine..with me..as Vice President, but you guys, The High Rollers, sure didn't in that PPV did ya? Face it..you needed me..just to screw me. And I left you out to dry. Next thing you know you were sucked into a match without your security blanket. I didn't "take one for the team" Too bad, so sad, find another job because you suck at this one. But that's all for me. I hope I've been able to help you guys somewhat improve on your terrible, pathetic, horrible, atrocious comebacks. If not, I'll just keep picking them apart. The scene fades with a grinning Jonny Fly heading back to his desk. Fade Out "The Kid Wonder"
Jonny Fly Former UWA Television Champion
Former UWA European Champion
Former UWA World Tag Team Champion
Former UWA World Champion
Former TNT Eurasian Champion
Former TNT World Champion (4x)
..Perfection in a ring..
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