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| Patrick Kielty Paddy Kielty, presenter of Patrick Kielty Almost Live and Stupid Punts has a definite air of chimp-ness surrounding him. The original stand up comic has all the makings of a good chimp, the monkey grin, monkey ears, monkey nose and most importantly the unmistakable monkey-ing around sense of humour. If only they had wild monkeys in Belfast� |
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| Scott Turner With the same monkey features of Joe Absolom, Scott, a Big Brother 4 contestant also has a monkey quality to him. It is also his nose that is his most distinguishable chimp characteristic, but, unlike Absolom, he has no sideburns, therefore has not enough hair to be a fully fledges chimpanzee. |
| Ringo Starr Back in his hey-day, although overshadowed by Lennon and McCartney Ringo Starr, still was lusted over by hundreds of women. He had not the conventional looks of a pop star, but still had a mammoth fan base. Perhaps this was because of his similarity to the cute chimpanzee Think about how different Eleanor Rigby and Yellow Submarine would have sounded if a chimp had replaced him on the drums. |
| Paul Catermole Ex-S Clubber, Paul Cattermole shot to fame as a seventh of pop band S Club 7 and soon became the girl's favourite, with his cheeky sense of humour and his cheeky good looks, he adorned the walls of every teenage girl, but replacing those animal posters may not have been worth the effort, because, in fact, the Paul poster you put up may as well been a poster of a monkey that you took down to make was for it. He really does look like a chimpanzee, perhaps a tribute band to S Club is on the way� one made entirely of monkeys. |
| Will Young Will Young may not be the model monkey candidate, but with a jaw line like that, it's almost impossible not to include him in the list. His monkey jaw was in fact an accident on the part of the doctor, who when re-setting Young's jaw, set it wrong resulting in the infamous monkey jaw which we all know and love, and with that, I now pronounce Will Young as honorary monkey. |
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