| Quotes |
| "I know there is a reason for everything. Perhaps at the moment that an event occurs we have neither the insight or the foresight to comprehend the reason, but with time and patience it will come to light." -Dr.Brian Weiss- Many Lives, Many Masters Shells: "How was guitar lessons?" Me: good....I suck if thats what you're asking. I learned how to pluck strings! Shells: "Did he pluck your G-string?!" Steph: "hosh hosh hosh" "We're a triangle....never a square." "Wa da helllll?!?!?!" "suck me...suck meeeeeee!!!!" (w/ pinkie finger) "Hey man...I have a fajita and no tortillas!!!" "Our night at dinner....kid ricochets off a door....little girl lift up her dress and shows the world what should be covered.....man scratches ass...and I mean hand down underwear scratching....ew!...power goes off...Shells falls out of her seat...and so much stuff that I cant remember" "Dont forget to use a condom!!" "Give me your lemon...I want to suck it." "Damn thats a good way to get pussy!" (Vinnie on the cats at Ash's house) "I dont like guys with trucks!!" -Ash "Whatever you can play in his bed!" -Me "Guys what if he's my soul mate?!?!.....wait.....what was his name again??"- Steph If the tranquilizer doesnt work....just shoot her. "Isnt Daytona in Georgia??" "No worries...he's not worth your tears if he can't be there when you cry" "I walk a fine line between love and hate....I however hate at the moment." "My rabbit just tried to fuck my arm!!" "OMG they're having flower sex!!!!"-Steph on 40days and 40 nights "Pure evil.....I LIKE it!!"-Kyle on me "LMTO!!!" "Hey look, you're white trash!!"-me when Ash.was sitting on a trash can "Look I have headlights....ohh you really turn me on!!!"- me while holding a flashlight. "I see how yall work...you fight and then you get all horny."-steph on me and shells arguing |