Things
We Wouldn't Know Without Movies!
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All telephone numbers in America
begin with the digits 555.
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All beds have special 'L' shaped
cover sheets which reach up to the armpit on a woman but only to waist
level on the man lying beside her.
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All grocery shopping bags contain
at least one stick of french bread.
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It's easy for anyone to land a
plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
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All single women have a cat.
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A man will show no pain while taking
the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his
wounds.
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If a large pane of glass is visible,
someone will be thrown through it before long.
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When paying for a taxi, don't look
at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand
it over. It will always be the exact fare.
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The Eiffel Tower can be seen from
any window in Paris.
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Word processors never display a
cursor on screen but will always say "Enter Password Now".
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If a killer is in your house it's
easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of
the afternoon - then look in your bathroom mirror and he will suddenly
appear behind you.
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Medievil peasants had perfect teeth.
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It is always possible to park directly
in front of the building you are visiting.
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At least one pair of identical
twins is born evil.
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If you decide to start dancing
in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
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Dogs always know who's bad and
will bark at them.
