| A letter from your horse ����� (original version) ���� When you are tense, let me teach you to relax. ���� When you are short-tempered, let me teach you to be patient. ���� When you are short-sighted, let me teach you to see. ���� When you are quick to react, let me teach you to be patient. ���� When you are angry, let me teach you to be serene. ���� When you feel superior, let me teach you to be respectful. ���� When you are self-absorbed, let me teach you to think of greater things. ���� When you are arrogant, let me teach you humility. ���� When you are lonely, let me be your companion. ���� When you are tired, let me carry the load. ����� When you need to learn, let me teach you. ����� After all, I am your horse. ����� And now, the REAL DEAL.................... ���� When you are tense, let me teach you that there are lions in them thar woods and we need to leave NOW! ���� When you are short-tempered, let me teach you to slog around the pasture for an hour before you can catch me. ���� When you are short-sighted, let me teach you to figure out where, exactly, in the 40 acres I am hiding. ���� When you are quick to react, let me teach you that herbivores kick much faster and harder than omnivores. ���� When you are angry, let me teach you how well I can stand on my hind feet because I don't feel like cantering on my right lead today. ����� When you are worried, let me entertain you with my mystery lameness. ����� When you feel superior, let me teach you that, mostly, you are the maid service. ����� When you are self-absorbed, let me teach you to PAY ATTENTION. Remember how I �told you about those lions in them thar woods? ��� When you are arrogant, let me teach you what 1200 lbs of YAHOO LETS GO! can do when suitably inspired. ����� When you are lonely, let me be your companion. Let's do lunch. Also, breakfast, snack and dinner. ����� When you are tired, don't forget the 600 lbs of grain that needs to be unloaded. ����� When you are feeling financially secure, let me teach you the meaning of " Veterinary Services". ����� When you want to learn, hang around, bud. I'll learn ya. |
 |