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The Tragic Tale of Flat Stanley

Once Upon A Time...

There was happy pair of friends. One was Lydia Shanks and the other was the infamous Flat Stanley.

Now, Flat Stanley has done a lot of travelling with TeenPact and has left quite a good impression wherever he has gone.

Flat Stanley even helped in the campaigns of TPDC2k where he posed as Ambrosia A. Applegate's husband, F. Stanley Applegate.

Everyone loved him, and there was peace in the land.

Then terror stuck.

Lydia and Flat Stanley were peacefully napping in their seat on the bus when they were awakend by the ominous figure of The Big TyKuhn standing over them.

Sent on an evil errand for the mean-spirited boys in the back of the bus, Tyson came to take Flat Stanley. After pleading from Lydia of promises of eternal security for her little man, Tyson took him to the back of the bus.

Lydia felt bad about the whole thing and jumped up to rescue her little man. Tyson relented to her persistent threats, and tried to get Flat Stanley out of his pocket.

But Flat Stanley's head ripped off.

Lydia shrieked and stared in unbelieing horror.

The boys just laughed and cheered.

Thankfully, Mr. Morgan is a doctor and he and Mrs. Morgan gently and carefully patched up poor Flat Stanely while the kind-hearted students tried to comfort a distraught Lydia and her friend Katie Trump.

At long last, Flat Stanley was released from surgery, and he went to bed at the LI immediately to recover.

Mr. Morgan made the most of the situation by creating a wise maxim for us all to learn from. He said:

"That's what happens when boys and girls sit next to each other; someone always loses a head."

Here is the culprit, Tyson Chrisopher Kuhn posing for his mugshot. Accused, condemned and marked as a criminal, the Big TyKuhn would strike no more.

If you are outraged by this incriminous act, and want to prevent these kinds of acts in the future, please email Tyson and Just say NO to the abuse of flat personalities.

Who knows who will be next? Flat 'Lissa? Slim Katie?
Don't let it.

Sponsored by Teenpacters Against the Abuse of Flat People (TAAFP). To sponsor a flat personality, email Shep Pittman, (President of TAAFP) or Lydia Shanks, (Vice President of TAAFP.)

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