MOVIE REVIEWS! I AM BETTER THAN SISKEL
AND
EBERT
Movies are cool and good! I am not good at writing intro pages
into things like this. But everyone enjoys a movie now and then!
Unless you are Jon Hornbaker, who only enjoys getting money by
watching videos. That's what makes him happy and I guess we should
let him do that. Uh, Yeah. I watch a lot of movies. Popular ones,
unpopular ones. Good ones, bad ones, boring ones. Hilariously bad
ones. Weird ones. I just like the motion picture and I want to
discuss how cool and good they are with you! and by discuss I mean
talk about them on this website and hope someone sees it and yells
at me via email. I want someone to get angry at something I
write so badly that they email me and start screaming and yelling
and all that junk. That would be fun.