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How
mysterious and considerate are the ways in which life constantly drops
hints and clues for us to decipher and perhaps benefit from...(pregnant
silence in the congregation)...For it was only two months ago that yours
truly, still totally unaware of any involvement with this here product,
spent the better part of what slower societies referred to as "lunch hour"
heatedly arguing the "Throbbing Gristle case" (Need I say on the side
of the defence) against the rather hostile and derogatory accusations
a colleague of mine (gone are the days of solo flights and Clint Eastwoody
entrances) was levelling at the Awesome Foursome. Naturally the charges
being made were most specious and lacking in solidity, but in spite of
having heard it all before in other corners of this grating Barnum and
Bailey scene no-nonsense adults used to look down upon as "that rock and
roll gutter world" (but now no-nonsense adults are no more and the youth,
musical or not, often exudes an air of senility and decay anyway); here
I still was passionately defusing slimey statements of a very high prejudice
content, striking back every few seconds at the philistine peon with sweeping
overstatements (my speciality) that not only justified T.Gīs aesthetic
stand but reached as far as matters of politics and philosophy, spitting
fire and boiling oil at the heathen with a generosity I had not thought
myself capable of in this latest phase in my cyclical life. As the argument
turned more and more into some sort of closing statement and epilogue
in a prophetic paperback of the cut up variety (something like Nostradamus
opting for the Sulphate-powered fanzine as his next vehicle) I privately
marvelled at such un-asked for energy and commitment which certainly went
way beyond the call of friendship and loyalty to fellow patients, and
even wondered what the throb it was all about... If there was an answer
to be heard then, the sound of my own voice drowned it under the crashing
of metaphors. Now, dear fans, followers, freak show amateurs of the New
World, now I know what this incident signified, and this is why I most
matter-of-factly gave my consent when recently my dear friend and most
respected superior in the Physic Youth hierarchy Genesis Pee Orridge The
First inquired as to my willingness and mental ability (he knows, he knows)
to introduce (and stamp with the necessary approval, affidavits and sworn
statements) this here product to the untamed packs roaming once again
in the great American cultural wilderness. Meaning, it became my duty
to assemble the liner notes to this particular Crowning of Their Glory,
phase one, THE T.G. GREATEST HITS compilation-combination platter, an
oeuvre representing a few unforgettable and unrepeatable years of brave
and gallant Art (and enemy)- Making, a sort of giant Panorama of majestic
audio nightmares hopelessly entwined with shards of unbearable beauty.
Yes Sir as well as an admittedly upfront scheme to unburden you from the
custody of your happy-go-lucky, here-today-gone-tomorrow dollars, your
ugly stinking wrinkled badly designed rapidly-devaluated lovely charming
proud and reliable Greenbacks, yes your silly seminal smackeroos that
can be exchanged for red Port as well as Moet Chandon, heroin as well
as granola, flecks of Buddha wisdom as well as inside info on the Robed
One's Second Coming. And it is not for us to inquire as to the use the
T.G. camp will make of them, be assured that the little buggers will be
exchanged against sterling pounds and will lose all emotional attachment
they may have had for the cosiness of your pockets or imitation baby seal
wallets. Do let them go with a clear conscience, it is out of your hands.
Now you too must see how I had been granted a forewarning of the task
to come, a mere task of the challenge that would face me one day when
the multitudes of beach handbangers, Hollywood Boulevard Alleys headbangers
and no-fixed aboders would look up blinded with rage suspicious of grave
double-crossing, and, shaking this very sleeve in disgust, shout: "O Kick,
who art in England, why hast Thou forsaken us, doubly now as Thou deigned
to bless this horrid art-damaged, pogo-killing disease of the soundwaves,
this most un-American sample of bad vibes peeking thru synthesizer weirdness
and possible gayness, now that Thou hast blessed the bleeder with your
nicotine-stained thumb by drawing the sign of the x on the surface of
its left pupil? Why? Why? What
has thus crept into Thee, O Face??"
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Liner notes to "ENTERTAINMENT THROUGH PAIN" Throbbing Gristleīs Greatest Hits (Rough Trade)
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And I, peering down at the multitudes while faintly glowing with infinite wisdom and general goodwill, shall bellow the soon-to-be-sacred words upon which foundations better be laid, stones turned into temples stalls and booths and badge stands installed and some serious business started: "Because" I shall bellow "O Ye rabble of small inner capacities who are my people nevertheless, because it is good for you to hurt a little, and in the end it is the Others who will hurt more, and by then you shall be Immune, and some of you, yes some of you (You know who you are Matthew Mark Luke John Peter Paul Thomas Judas and the others) will even become practitioners in these Arts, and when the time comes to unleash the Last Racket, You shall be at the controls, real nonchalant, and in charge, and you shall inflict Havoc, such as the fish and the trilobites have not yet seen, nor even dreamt of. "Keep this to yourselves for now". And that is why you are mouthing these very words now, that is why I am here next to you, man to man, on some back cover of some old world thingy and not in some yellow bundle of chewed-up tree-fibres all smudged with gooey ink and deep fryer coagulant. Beware Beastly Brethren of latecomers and altered definitions beware of everything , ITīS ALL TRUE and then some more you don't know, Throbbing Gristle knows, their files are engorged, their proofs are accumulating and pouring in, the Knowledge grows, that is why the Gristle throbs. Yes, that is why an isolated incident got to mean a lot, and the lot showed me the reason why, and the reason why enabled me to serenely embark upon this present mission and simply say unto you: "Genesis, Sleazy, Chris and Cosey are good for you"- the little pain you may feel upon impact soon subsides, a mere trickle of quickly drying blood perhaps a vague numbness on the outer rim, and this pittance of a fee in exchange for what gifts! What power! What holy cacophony and what inspiring words to play with, meditate upon, toss about, stick your head in or drop directly upon the cranium of a loved one or a barely-tolerated one! And contemplate the wealth of styles to choose from, this arsenal of impact-geared explosives, remote control detonation systems, slow and untraceable contamination programs; Truly, music for every occasion. I envy you. Oh to be young again and, like you have today, receive this exotic bouquet of T.G. sounds, all arranged so nicely and lovingly. (Note the new threads proudly worn by the band - these people care!) A real high class offering like this is what I would pick up as inaugurative event of my new life, if I were given a new one to defile and desecrate. But be crushed, hopes! Stop fluttering, heart! I am sadly somewhat overdrawn, my credit is not at it's peak right now, and it was more like centuries ago when my very own FIRST Throbbing Gristle Highlight burst thru the darkness: A cold and windy November night in North London actually, some seasons back, and I entered the dark and oozing underground caves that lay hidden under an abandoned churchlet of dubious denomination. In one corner a foot or so above the assembly a man named Genesis P-Orridge was trying to die and share his first-hand observations, while a lady named like an ice-cream for bed-ridden convalescents and two young men abnormally intent on appearing normal thoroughly ignored his condition while minding the stoves...But this is indeed another story. Now it is time for funtime with T.G. Quiet times too, Hamburger Lady Times, Subhuman Times...See, that is where the good times have gone, really, other trends and rockasilly-with-a-dash-of-refried-romantics were a DECOY, a false hint, a trick to separate the shaft from the weed. Now you are ready, the minute alterations to your personal wiring and circuitry went virtually unnoticed and you can feel that yes, by golly, these are indeed the good times. Yea yea twist again better than we did last summer, laughing in the face of all rock and roll historians collectors revivalists purists inquisition-members puritans bores creeps and not forgetting the fussy midgets with obscene hairdos. Ha ha ha ha. What will happen next in Throbbing Gristle matters is between the lady and gentleman and the gods themselves. Just pray that it does affect you. What you own now is the only Help-From-Above scheduled for your life-time, bub. The chariot of fire with the fancy pinstriping was last time, this time itīs a gristle. It does work in mysterious ways...This wheel's burning, this gristle's throbbing, as long as something is doing something you better be diggin, dig? |