| Bosun, the Boatswain |
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| Thiis is me guarding my Captain. One of the many duties of a good boatswain. |
| Hello and welcome to my website. My name is Bosun, and I am the boatswain of the yacht Future Perfect. The boatswain (pronounced bosun) of a ship is an officer in charge of the deck crew. I am responsible for sails, cordage, ground tackle and everything topside. I enjoy my work a lot, but have a problem because on the ship, there are a not a lot of good places to pee. |
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| This picture was taken when I was about eight weeks old. I wasn't always a big dog like I am now. |
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| Busy, busy busy. I always have to run around the ship to make sure that everything is OK. I do this mainly by smell. This dockage smells right. |