Yup, these are quotes, and stuff I thought up myself.
What, leaving so soon?
I'll give you... balloons, if you stay!
Okay, after it's over.
Quotes:
It goes without saying that the Big Sittin' Goose Decoy Blind, a product that we are not making up, is designed for hunters. The hunter reclines in a sort of beach chair, then pulls the giant goose body down over his face, making himself virtually invisible, except for the fact that his arms and legs and gun are clearly sticking out. The idea is that when geese fly overhead, they look down and think: Hey! There's a person down there engaging in an act of perversion with a giant goose! Naturally, the geese want to fly down and take a closer look. Anybody would. - Dave Barry
This is the most deadly, dangerous, and venomus snake in the universe. Let's pick it up! ~ Me, in a spoof of Crocodile Hunter (even though I haven't actually seen it.)
Life is like a box of chocolates. You gotta read the map. ~Me, again.
We have ways of making you pronounce the letter "o"!~ John Candy, in Canadian Bacon, a movie that rules.
Our teacher : "See? I'm cooperating." Josh: "I'm Josh!" ~ A real conversation that took place in our class.
An english professor wrote the words,"woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and instructed the sudents to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: Woman, without her man, is nothing. The women wrote: Woman. Without her, man is nothing. ~ Thanks, Christina.
Ack... can't think of anymore. I will, though.
Here are your balloons:
Happy?
*POP*
AHHHHHHH!!!!