You Know your a WOG when:  You're 6'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but still cry when your mother yells at you.
You Know your a WOG when:  You carry your lunch in a Weston Produce bag because you can't fit 2 mortadella & mozzarella "sandwiches", 4 oranges, bananas, a jar of olives, a loaf of Pasta Dura & a Salami into a regular paper lunch bag.
You Know your a WOG when:  Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a '76 Monaro.
You Know your a WOG when:  Your mother owns 3 houses, has $400,000 in the bank but still believes she is entitled to the pension.
You Know your a WOG when:  You share one bathroom with your 5 brothers & 7 sisters, have no money but drive a $75,000 ClubSport.
You Know your a WOG when:  Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant & travel agent are all blood relatives. 
You Know your a WOG when:  You have a $6,000 sound system in your XD Falcon. 
You Know your a WOG when:  You wear La Porchetta shirt & indoor soccer shoes to midnight mass. 
You Know your a WOG when:  Your 2 best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law's brother-in-law. 
You Know your a WOG when:  You own a tape that has Stevie B, Pearl Jam & Ricky Martin all on the same side. 
You Know your a WOG when:  You find it necessary to carry a pager despite the fact that you are a part-time produce clerk at Rocky's fruit market. 
You Know your a WOG when:  You own a "Ferrari grand Prix" T-shirt from each of the last 10 years. 
You Know your a WOG when:  Although you are at a disco 4 nights a week, you still can't have more than one Ouzo & Coke without passing out. 
You Know your a WOG when:  You are a card carrying VIP at more than 3 dance clubs. 
You Know your a WOG when:  A favourite summer activity for you & your friends is sitting on the hood of your car blaring "That's Amore" at the beach. 
You Know your a WOG when:  Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the girls by wearing a "Just Do Me" tank top. 
You Know your a WOG when:  At least 5 of your cousins live on your street. 
You Know your a WOG when:  All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather. 
You Know your a WOG when:  You still wear see through dress socks & pointy patent leather dress shoes to weddings. 
You Know your a WOG when:  You are married & can still squeeze into your cream white confirmation suit. 
You Know your a WOG when:  In some capacity, there is a dump truck or tandem trailer in your life.
You Know your a WOG when:  A high school diploma & 1 year TAFE college has earned you the title of "Professor" among your aunts.
You Know your a WOG when:  You are on a first name basis with at least 10 banquet hall owners & 15 green grocers.
You Know your a WOG when:  You have at least one relative named Maria or Bruno.
You Know your a WOG when:  Every single tape in your car has the dance version of Ave Maria.
You Know your a WOG when:  The meat you eat is usually a former pet.
You Know your a WOG when:  It takes 4 disposable blades to shave each side of your face.
You Know your a WOG when:  If someone in your family grows beyond 5'6" it's presumed your mother had an affair.
You Know your a WOG when:  There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.
You Know your a WOG when:  You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
You Know your a WOG when:  Your father lives in a subdivision & still raises his own chickens & rabbits.
You Know your a WOG when:  At some point in your life, you were a DJ or mowed lawns at your uncle's.
You Know your a WOG when:  You can name more people in the Il Globo obituaries than players on the Italia Soccer team.
You Know your a WOG when:  30 years after migrating here, your parents still say "Pronto" when answering the phone.
You Know your a WOG when:  You & your wife/husband have matching beanies for those cold winter mornings.
You Know your a WOG when:  You are offended when the wedding you attend serves less than 9 courses despite the fact that you don't eat half of it.
You Know your a WOG when:  You ask "How much for cash?" when buying but will accept "gifts" in exchange for cash when selling.
You Know your a WOG when:  You are not materialistic but insist a $500 wedding present is nothing.
You Know your a WOG when:  You think having a concrete backyard is nice. (it can be if its coloured green, best of both worlds...lol)
You Know your a WOG when:  You think having swans in a big fountain in the front yard next to a vegie patch is tasteful.
You Know your a WOG when:  You actually believe everyone eats those sugared almonds in the bomboniere at your wedding.
You Know your a WOG when:  You always have a friend who "owes you a favour". 


