Know Your Sicilian When: Calabrese are always known as "testa dura" 
Know Your Sicilian When: You got at least 20 male relo's named Peppe 
Know Your Sicilian When: You're at nonnas for lunch every sunday 
Know Your Sicilian When: Your neighbours have called the cops for "disturbance of the peace" (Your parents where just talking about the latest bills) 
Know Your Sicilian When: Your nonna calls everyday and asks the 3 most important questions "magasti??" "che magasti??" "a mamma e duogo??" 
Know Your Sicilian When: Your nonno is a regular at the TAB and part of all the social clubs "franko e nyourepresentato" (makes sure he's connected somehow in the communita" 
Know Your Sicilian When: Your nonno has a tomato garden and vegie patch (where he spends most of his time when he's not at the TAB or pokies) 
Know Your Sicilian When: Your nonna is a gossip queen and known for her "sassa" 
Know Your Sicilian When: Your nonni's brag about you to all the compare and are constantly comparing you to your cuccina Angela or cuccino Roberto
Know Your Sicilian When: Your bro or zio has a commodore wif a mad v8 engine.
Know Your Sicilian When: Half of Your familiga is overseas
Know Your Sicilian When: Your papa is officially the worlds biggest tightass
Know Your Sicilian When: Your ma is always covering up for you when your dad has one of his 'skitzes' or 'episodes'
Know Your Sicilian When: 'minchia' 'mincica' and 'a sparati!!' are part of Your parents vocabulary
Know Your Sicilian When: Despite years of fighting your parents are still "happily' married (keep nonna contenti)
Know Your Sicilian When: You have 'family' bottles of sauce stacked in the cuboard "no needa for e australiani bullashita sassa" (in nonno's words)
Know Your Sicilian When: Your nonna has had a microwave for the past 10 yrs but still hasn't used it
Know Your Sicilian When: Your zia Maria and zio Carlo still buy you those smartie easter eggs for easter and christmas stockings filled with chocolates every year despite the fact you are now over 21
Know Your Sicilian When: You have at least 3 zia Lucias and 3 zio Angelo's
Know Your Sicilian When: Your papa used to be "capatano la soccer team" back in the old days
Know Your Sicilian When: Your papa has lived in Australia for over 20 yrs and still "no speaka englese"
Know Your Sicilian When: You're never an only child 
Know Your Sicilian When: Your papa "works a very harda"
Know Your Sicilian When: Your ancestors were apprently all 'heroes'
Know Your Sicilian When: Your papa and Your bro don't let you do anything unless they're aware of "who You're with" "where You're goin" "if hes a Sicilian" "or at least Italian" "known to the family" and "what they do for a living"
Know Your Sicilian When: Your parents hate your nieghbours and everyone that lives in the street
Know Your Sicilian When: Your family has a problem with skips
Know Your Sicilian When: At weddings the bridal party consists of at least 20
Know Your Sicilian When: You've got both Joe Avati cd's even tho hes a 'testa dura' "hes a stilla funny man"
Know Your Sicilian When: You hate bein told 'Greeks' founded sicily (You're Siciliani not Greco! 