You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He's close to 30 years old and he still lives at home. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  At dances/clubs, he'll stay at the bar while you go dance with your friends. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He thinks Ante, Jure, and Slavko are great names for his first born son. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He thinks Aussie chicks are only good for one thing and o thing only. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He asks you all the time if you can cook the same food as his mother. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  Time stands still when the local Croatian soccer club plays soccer. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He's afraid of your father. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He's more afraid of your mother. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  You have more education than he does. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  Hanging out with the guys at a the local coffee shop (or Croatian DOM) or SevenEleven until 4am is a completely normal event in his life. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He has NO CLUE what to get you for your birthday so he'll buy you a "useful" gift like a pen set, kitchen gadgets or CK perfume. Or he'll send his sister or cousin to pick out something for you. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He has this fantasy that one day he will move back to Croatia. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  His dream wedding will be at a Croatian Hall or Dom. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He owns 3 pairs of shoes: one pair for work, one pair for church, and a pair of Nike or Adidas running shoes
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He may have a pair of flip flops (lape) to wear to the picnics and to mow the lawn.
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He owns/wears at least one piece of jewellry with a Grb on it. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  It's "unmanly" to be affectionate with your girlfriend in public, especially at a Croatian function. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He can not understand why you think Ricky Martin is so sexy. 
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  His wardrobe consists of a range of these colours: blue, grey, black, beige/brown and maybe dark green.
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  He knows how to drywall.
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  It takes him 8 years to complete a 3 year degree/diploma.
You KNow your dating a CRO guy when:  His ideal girlfriend should: Know how to cook, Be a virgin, Not spend any money, Be able to read write and speak Croatian

