Posted in 1989 by Majestic (Sober) after my anthropological study of labia
was completed and Anastasia's parents relocated back to Denmark. As of now
I am engaged and my fiance gets a kick out of reading this crap!




=> THE BOOK OF PUSSY <=
GENESIS:
CREATION AND SANCTIFICATION

    Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their
    design.


1:2 First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a
    slit.  (ME)

1:3 Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel,
    he gave it a hole.  (Lord Kurgan)
    Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it
    within.  (TEMPERS334)

1:4 Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of FOX fur, he
    lined it without.  (FOX, your fur lined labia lips! Deeeeeeeewd!)

1:6 Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a
    smell. (Fox's lamer friend. Someone beat that guy to a bloody pulp)

1:7 Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed
    it, and said it could pee.  (SHAUN! A good Irishman! - Still pissing
    from the weekend? Or are you ready for the comming one? :)

1:8 Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it,
    and called it a cunt. (You figure out who this one is!)


Im popeye the sailor man.. Im popeye the sailor man.. Im sucked to the
finish cuz I eat my spinach.. Im popeye the sailor man. Well bloooooooowz
me down, honey!

AH i gotta take a rest. My rugburns hurt like hell.. I keep putting nivea
cream on them but it just burns like hell.


                     Michelle, my belle. When u cum I excel.

Jah mon.

