You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  1. Your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  2. You relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the "Footloose" soundtrack
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  3. You think the Two Coreys are "totally awesome"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  4. You're still bitter that Wham! broke up
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  5. Punky Brewster is your hero
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  6. You type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  7. You still resent your parents for not installing a dumbwaiter in your house like Webster's
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  8. The only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  9. You're building your own Clockwork Smurf
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  10. Your summer attire is Jellies and Jams
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  11. A-Ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  12. You consider yourself truly, truly, truly outrageous, much like Jem and the Holograms
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  13. You wonder why more people don't wear high heels, Jordache jeans, and lacy ankle socks
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  14. You call all motorcycle cops "Ponch"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  15. Every time you go to the beach you look for Snorks
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  16. You're still upset Madonna and Sean broke up
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  17. You know who Stinky Sullivan is
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  18. You work out with "Get in Shape Girl"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  19. You want to be Molly Ringwald when you grow up
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  20. You enjoy dancing on the ceiling and wearing your sunglasses at night
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  21. You know who Loverboy is
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  22. You think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  23. You think of Janet Jackson as "that girl who used to date Willis"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  24. You can sing the theme song to Small Wonder
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  25. Every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell "Fame!"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  26. You still have a shoe box full of Garbage Pail Kid cards
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  27. You write your congressman asking him to introduce a bill to make "Born in the USA" the national anthem
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  28. You still use your Snoopy Sno-Cone machine
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  29. You know it's not "comma, comma, comma" it's karma
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  30. You stay up nights wondering what Bastian's mother's name was in "The Neverending Story"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  31. You have nightmares about the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  32. You still practice your Care Bear Stare
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  33. You know that girls just wanna have fuh-un
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  34. You can name all The Wuzzles
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  35. You harbor a secret dream of being slimed by Alistair
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  36. You can do the Safety Dance
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  37. In your spare time you are writing "The Breakfast Club 2"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  38. You like to "connect the dots, la la la la!"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  39. Someone mentions Jennifer Beals and you don't say "Who?"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  40. Your prized possession is a collection of "Return of the Jedi" Shrinky Dinks
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  41. You know whose number is 867-5309
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  42. You get depressed thinking about Anthony Michael Hall's career
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  43. You're starting a write-in campaign to MTV to bring back Remote Control
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  44. You drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  45. You consider Jo vs. Blair the major philosophical conflict of the 20th century
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  46. You have a duck phone and ride around your house on a little train
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  47. You want to be one of the Solid Gold Dancers
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  48. You still watch things on Beta
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  49. You want to change your name to Rio and dance on the sand
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  50. You know that "Weird Science" was a movie before a TV show
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  51. Your favorite proverb is "some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  52. You still wait for the Sweet Pickles Bus to visit your house
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  53. Your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  54. You saw the New Kids on the Block when they were Tiffany's opening act
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  55. You liked Tom Hanks better when he was a cross dresser
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  56. You know which Hollywood Square Jim J Bullock was in
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  57. You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  58. You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  59. You're still wondering who really was the boss
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  60. You know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  61. You keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the physical challenge
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  62. You organize weekend tournaments of TV tag
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  63. You still drink New Coke
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  64. When you watch "Terminator 2" you wonder where Vincent is
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  65. You know ALF's real name
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  66. You never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eye shadow and feathered bangs
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  67. You can name all of the Thundercats
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  68. You got a hankerin' for a hunk of cheese
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  69. Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  70. Your musical inspiration is Sonny Mann
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  71. Sometimes you just want to shout, shout, let it all out
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  72. You're planning a dream vacation to Mepos
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  73. You use your Speak and Spell to phone home
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  74. You know the original members of Menudo
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  75. Sometimes out of the blue you just got to shake your love
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  76. When you're stuck in traffic you tell your car to engage Turbo Boost and are surprised when it doesn't talk back
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  77. You remember when Vanessa sang karaoke to "Locomotion"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  78. You know that Mr. Steele functions best in an advisory capacity.
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  79. People are constantly gagging you with spoons
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  80. Your idea of appreciating ancient cultures is "Walk Like an Egyptian"
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  81. The only thing you know about the Nazis is that they threw Indy to the snakes
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  82. You still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  83. You hatch plots to break Murdock out of VA hospital
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  84. You know which five people Serpentor's DNA came from
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  85. You have "We Are the World" on 45
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  86. You're still sending death threats to Mr. Rubik
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  87. You can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you
You Know your stuck in the 80's When:  88. You watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and Tubbs, that's for sure"



