You know your GREEK when: you can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera 
You know your GREEK when: you can spell kefalograviera 
You know your GREEK when: you are an adult and are forced to be with your family at 12 midnight on new years eve 
You know your GREEK when: your grandmother / mother / aunt has a miracle cure for everything 
You know your GREEK when: your mother or father still feels the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public 
You know your GREEK when: you have ever been hit with a pandofla 
You know your GREEK when: you can dance kalamatiano, tsamiko, zebetiko without music 
You know your GREEK when: at every point in your life you were not talking to at least one family member 
You know your GREEK when: you must name your children after your in-laws 
You know your GREEK when: you have at least 5 Maria's and 9 Dimitri's in your family as a result of the above 
You know your GREEK when: you have ever heard the phrase, "Sto leo yia to kalo sou" 
You know your GREEK when: you have a bottle of OUZO in your house right now 
You know your GREEK when: you know what a komboloi is 
You know your GREEK when: you know how to work a komboloi 
You know your GREEK when: you have been threatened to be eaten by the baboola / yero / pontiki when you were little 
You know your GREEK when: someone in your family owns any type of restaurant 
You know your GREEK when: your family inheritance includes olive trees 
You know your GREEK when: you can't understand why McDonald's rejected your idea for the McFeta" sandwich 
You know your GREEK when: your entire house is a needlepoint warehouse. 


