 1.You know your a redneck jedi when Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
 2.You know your a redneck jedi when You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
 3.You know your a redneck jedi when You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
 4.You know your a redneck jedi when At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
 5.You know your a redneck jedi when There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
 6.You know your a redneck jedi when You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
 7.You know your a redneck jedi when You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
 8.You know your a redneck jedi when You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
 9.You know your a redneck jedi when You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good     sheets.
10.You know your a redneck jedi when You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
11.You know your a redneck jedi when You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
12.You know your a redneck jedi when The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
13.You know your a redneck jedi when Wookies are offended by your body odor.
14.You know your a redneck jedi when You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
15.You know your a redneck jedi when You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
16.You know your a redneck jedi when You have ever used a light saber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
17.You know your a redneck jedi when Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
18.You know your a redneck jedi when You have ever had your R2-D2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.


