WieRd US LaWs Florida-- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
WieRd US LaWs New Orleans, Louisiana-- A dog is entitled to his first bite of a person.
WieRd US LaWs California-- Removing your clothes in a bath house is against the law.
WieRd US LaWs Urbana, Illinois-- A monster is not allowed within the city limits.
WieRd US LaWs Cicero, Illinois-- An ordinance prohibts humming on the streets on Sunday.
WieRd US LaWs Clinton, Oklahoma-- Molesting an automobile is illegal.
WieRd US LaWs Belvedere, California-- An ordinance reads that no dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
WieRd US LaWs Milwaukee, Wisconsin-- An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.
WieRd US LaWs Louisiana-- It is illegal to gargle in public places.
WieRd US LaWs Topeka, Kansas-- The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
WieRd US LaWs Kalamazoo, Michigan-- It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
WieRd US LaWs Kansas-- The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
WieRd US LaWs Detroit, Michigan-- Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
WieRd US LaWs Detriot, Michigan-- It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
WieRd US LaWs Augusta, Maine-- To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
WieRd US LaWs Omaha, Nebraska-- Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
WieRd US LaWs Spartansburg, South Carolina-- Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.
WieRd US LaWs Nogales, Arizona-- An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
WieRd US LaWs Massachusetts-- It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
WieRd US LaWs Iowa-- A kiss lasting more than five minutes is against the law.
WieRd US LaWs Oklahoma-- It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a  motor Vehicle.
WieRd US LaWs Toledo, Ohio-- Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
WieRd US LaWs Huntington, West Virginia-- Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman  passing a firehouse.
WieRd US LaWs Baldwin Park, California-- It is unlawful to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
WieRd US LaWs Boston, Massachusets-- An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday.
WieRd US LaWs North Andover, Massachusetts-- An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.
WieRd US LaWs Tylertown, Mississippi-- It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.
WieRd US LaWs Milford, Massachusetts-- Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.
WieRd US LaWs Milwaukee, Wisconsin-- It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.
WieRd US LaWs Arkansas-- A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
WieRd US LaWs Miami, Florida-- It is against the law to imitate animals.
WieRd US LaWs Texas-- Carrying a spear or a sword to a polling place is illegal.
WieRd US LaWs Santa Ana, California-- Two or more persons may not congregate for the purpose of discussion on the sidewalks.
WieRd US LaWs Memphis, Tennessee-- It is against the law to sell teddy bears or yo-yo's on Sunday. 
WieRd US LaWs Boston, Massachusetts-- Mourners at a wake must not eat more than three sandwiches apiece. 
WieRd US LaWs South Carolina-- State law forbids crawling around in public sewers without a permit.
WieRd US LaWs Kentucky-- A man may not purchase a hat unless his wife is with him.
WieRd US LaWs Massachusetts-- It is illegal to duel with water pistols.
WieRd US LaWs Louisiana-- Catching lizards at night is prohibited. 
WieRd US LaWs Norfolk, Virginia-- It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 AM and after 4 PM.
WieRd US LaWs Detroit, Michigan-- An ordinance prohibits sitting in the middle of the street to read a newspaper.
WieRd US LaWs Brooklyn, New York-- Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs.
WieRd US LaWs Ottumwa, Iowa-- "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted."
WieRd US LaWs Los Angeles, California-- You Cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
WieRd US LaWs Zion, Illinois-- It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs,cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
WieRd US LaWs Carmel, New York-- A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
WieRd US LaWs Clawson, Michigan-- There is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
WieRd US LaWs Gary, Indiana-- Persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.
WieRd US LaWs Miami, Florida-- It's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of   strapless gown.   
WieRd US LaWs St. Louis, Missouri-- It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
WieRd US LaWs Detroit, Michigan-- Couples are banned from making love in an automobile  unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
WieRd US LaWs Hartford, Connecticut-- You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking  on your hands. 
WieRd US LaWs Michigan-- A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
WieRd US LaWs Baltimore, Maryland-- It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.  It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies.
WieRd US LaWs Oxford, Ohio-- It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.  
WieRd US LaWs Nicholas County, West Virginia-- No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
WieRd US LaWs California-- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
WieRd US LaWs Pennsylvania-- "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."
WieRd US LaWs Los Angeles, California-- A man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. 
WieRd US LaWs Carrizozo, New Mexico-- It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).
                                                  
                          
                                       
               
           
                                

                                                                
                  
           
                       
                   
               













