Pick up line 1. That shirt looks very becoming on you....of course if I were on you I'd be coming too. 
Pick up line 2. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me...Please??!! 
Pick up line 3. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. 
Pick up line 4. Are your legs tired? Because you''ve been running through my mind all day. 
Pick up line 5. Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes! 
Pick up line 6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 
Pick up line 7. That dress looks nice....Of course it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room. 
Pick up line 8. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. 
Pick up line 9. Pardon me is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants. 
Pick up line 10. Hey baby wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up! 
Pick up line 11. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you? 
Pick up line 12. (Check female's shirt tag)....Just as I thought made in heaven! 
Pick up line 13. Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess. 
Pick up line 14. Pardon me miss I seem to have lost my phone number could I borrow yours? 
Pick up line 15. Nice to meet you I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! 
Pick up line 16. Your name is Sandra huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really what time? 
Pick up line 17. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. 
Pick up line 18. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to? 
Pick up line 19. My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not? 
Pick up line 20. Screw me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen? 
Pick up line 21. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? 
Pick up line 22. If I gave you a sexy negligee would there be anything in it for me? 
Pick up line 23. I'm new in town could I get directions to your place? 
Pick up line 24. Miss if you've lost your virginity could I have the box it came in? 
Pick up line 25. Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you! 
Pick up line 26. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do? 
Pick up line 27. If you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole? 
Pick up line 28. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk? 
Pick up line 29. That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it? 
Pick up line 30. (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing eh? Mind if I help? 
Pick up line 31. That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact so would I. 
Pick up line 32. Hey baby you want to see something swell? 
Pick up line 33. Hi I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples.... 
Pick up line 34. Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers! 
Pick up line 35. I love every bone in your body...especially mine. 
Pick up line 36. (With hands on shoulders) Oh those are shoulder blades I thought they were wings. 
Pick up line 37. Pardon me are you in heat?! 
Pick up line 38. Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here. 
Pick up line 39. You know I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together I'd get 69. 
Pick up line 40. You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls. 
Pick up line 41. You know the more I drink the prettier you get! 
Pick up line 42. Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. 
Pick up line 43. Was it love at first sight or should I walk by again? 
Pick up line 44. You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square? 
Pick up line 45. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! 
Pick up line 46. Your face or mine? 
Pick up line 47. Hey here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?! 
Pick up line 48. Am I dead Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 
Pick up line 49. Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! 
Pick up line 50. Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. 
Pick up line 51. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 
Pick up line 52. Make a calling card that says.....Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile. 
Pick up line 53. Hi my name's (_____) how do you like me so far? 
Pick up line 54. Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us. 
Pick up line 55. Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza? 
Pick up line 56. She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? Him: Do you have the energy? 
Pick up line 57. Bond. James Bond. 
Pick up line 58. You know I'd really love to screw your brains out but it appears someone has already beat me to it. 
Pick up line 59. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So what's one more? 
Pick up line 60. Her: What do you think of this (dress sweater blouse etc.) Him: I like nothing better. 
Pick up line 61. Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party club etc.) and simply ask are you ready to go home now? 
Pick up line 62. You know I'd give you a piece of my mind but I've got more of something else. 
Pick up line 63. At the dinner table if you eat together pick up the bread and ask Wanna roll? 
Pick up line 64. You know you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across. 
Pick up line 65. That's a really nice smile you've got shame that's not all you are wearing. 
Pick up line 66. Think you can dance in those shoes? 
Pick up line 67. OK you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat. 
Pick up line 68. Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say Then suck this it's a gem! 
Pick up line 69. You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. 
Pick up line 70. Why don't you surprise your roommate/parents and not go home tonight? 
Pick up line 71. Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! Guy: As soon as I finish this drink. 
Pick up line 72. Lie down. I think I love you. 
Pick up line 73. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? 
Pick up line 74. I can sense that you're a terrific lover and it intimidates me a little. 
Pick up line 75. If I weren't so romantic I'd shoot you. 
Pick up line 76. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. 
Pick up line 77. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. 
Pick up line 78. Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? 
Pick up line 79. I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate. 
Pick up line 80. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? 
Pick up line 81. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to? 
Pick up line 83. Stand back I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes. 
Pick up line 84. If it's true that we are what we eat then I could be you by morning. 
Pick up line 85. I think I could fall madly in bed with you. 
Pick up line 86. Hey baby wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight. 
Pick up line 87. You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said ' Particular nice weather?'! 
Pick up line 88. Hey baby wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll Chew chew chew! (choo!) 
Pick up line 89. Hey baby wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. 
Pick up line 90. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well let's go on a picnic and find out! 
Pick up line 91. Oh you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well would you take this for a swallow? 
Pick up line 92. Stand back I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her! 
Pick up line 93. Do you have a library card? Good cause I wanna check you out! 
Pick up line 94. Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart. 
Pick up line 95. (At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey I don't know where he is....(motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here with you. 
Pick up line 96. Baby you look better and better each day...and tonight you look like tomorrow! 
Pick up line 97. Here's a quarter....call your roomateand tell her you won't be coming home tonight! 
Pick up line 98. Hey baby you smell let's take a shower together! 
Pick up line 99. Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm! 
Pick up line 100. Hey baby whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!? 
Pick up line 101. I want to melt in your mouth not in your hands. 
Pick up line 102. Can I borrow a quarter? [why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her! 
Pick up line 103. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear! 
Pick up line 104. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take/eat what I want! 
Pick up line 105. Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway! 
Pick up line 106. My name is ______. Just remember that so you'll know what to scream later. 
Pick up line 107. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? 
Pick up line 108. Can I flirt with you? 
Pick up line 109. Your daddy must have been a baker cuz you sure have a nice set of buns! 
Pick up line 110. [Checking her shirt tag] Just making sure you were the right size! 
Pick up line 111. (Grab her butt...) Pardon me is this seat taken? 
Pick up line 112. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you? 
Pick up line 113. Can I have directions? (to where?) To your heart! 
Pick up line 114. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 
Pick up line 115. So....how am I doin? 116. How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes? 
Pick up line 117. (Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg. 
Pick up line 118. You know what would look good on you? Me! 
Pick up line 119. Excuse me but I'm a little short on cash would you mind if we shared a cab home together? 
Pick up line 120. Go up to a girl in a bar and slip your arm around her and say Hi Kate! She says I'm not Kate! And you say as your hand slips a little lower But you sure feel like her! 
Pick up line 121. She: Gee I really enjoyed myself tonight! He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime! 
Pick up line 122. Pardon me I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you would mind if I fantasized about you? 
Pick up line 123. I've had a pretty bad day and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So would you smile for me? 
Pick up line 124. Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are! 
Pick up line 125. Hey baby wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? 
Pick up line 126. Hey didn't we go to different schools together? 
Pick up line 127. You know I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! 
Pick up line 128. Would you like Gin and plantonic or would you prefer Scotch and sofa? 
Pick up line 129. What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? 
Pick up line 130. I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight darling? How tragic. How very very tragic. 
Pick up line 131. Hello Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My what a pretty dress. 
Pick up line 132. Excuse me do you live around here often? 
Pick up line 133. I've gotta thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade! 
Pick up line 134. I've got an itch honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out. 
Pick up line 135. I'm on fire baby can I run through your sprinkler? 
Pick up line 136. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? 
Pick up line 137. I have only three months to live... 
Pick up line 138. Hey baby what's your sign? All you can eat? 
Pick up line 139. Hi! I'm Big Brother and I've been watching you! 
Pick up line 140. Where have you been all my life? 
Pick up line 141. In the produce department: How can you tell if these things are ripe? 
Pick up line 142. Hey weren't you Miss Virginia last year? 
Pick up line 143. Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. 
Pick up line 144. I know milk does a body good but baby how much have you been drinking? 
Pick up line 145. Your daddy must be a drug dealer cuz you're dope. 
Pick up line 146. Hey baby can I tickle your belly-button from the inside? 
Pick up line 147. If I follow you home will you keep me? 
Pick up line 148. Hey don't I know you? Yeah you're the girl with the beautiful smil 
Pick up line 149. Go up to a girl and tell her she has nice legs....then ask would she mind if you named them. She says ok and you say ok this one is Thanksgiving and that one is Christmas.....would you mind if I visited between the holidays? 
Pick up line 150. Have you always been this cute or did you have to work at it? 
Pick up line 151. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? 
Pick up line 152. As she''s leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What?  Me! 
Pick up line 153. Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root! 
Pick up line 154. Hey baby you wanna fu*k or should I apologize? 
Pick up line 155. If you want me don't shake me or wake me just take me. 
Pick up line 156. Want to see my stamp collection? 
Pick up line 157. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. 
Pick up line 158. Hi do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no') OK then can we just practice? 
Pick up line 159. Excuse me you have some lipstick on your tooth mind if I lick it off? 
Pick up line 160. Do you know how to use a whip? 
Pick up line 161. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them. 
Pick up line 162. Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! 
Pick up line 163. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! 
Pick up line 164. Baby somebody better call God cuz he's missing an angel! 
Pick up line 165. You: Hi wanna f**k? Her: No! Me: Mind lying down while I have one? 
Pick up line 166. Baby I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me! 
Pick up line 167. Hi my name is Milk. I'll do your body good. 168. Excuse me maam is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? 
Pick up line 169. You: I'm sorry were you talking to me? Her: No. You: Well then please start. 
Pick up line 170. I've got the ship you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night? 
Pick up line 171. Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five. 
Pick up line 172. Wanna go halves in a baby? 
Pick up line 173. You: I hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (Whip out your pud) Well then step up to the mike! 
Pick up line 174. Pardon me what pickup line works best with you? 
Pick up line 175. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. 
Pick up line 176. Can I see your tan lines? 
Pick up line 177. I'm not trying anything I always put my hands there. 
Pick up line 178. Beauty is only a light switch away... 
Pick up line 179. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. 
Pick up line 180. Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes. 
Pick up line 181. Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MANfriend come and talk to me. 
Pick up line 182. I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds... 
Pick up line 183. I was sitting here holding this cigarrete and I realized I'd rather be holding you. 
Pick up line 184. If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now! 
Pick up line 185. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch? 
Pick up line 186. Hey baby sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better! 
Pick up line 187. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 
Pick up line 188. Your father must have been a terrorist, cause you are DA-bomb!
Pick up line 189. Motion your finger for girl to come over to you when she gets there say I just made you come with one finger imagine what I could do with TWO! 
Pick up line 190. Hey baby are you a glover? NO? Well I am wanna wear me? 
Pick up line 191. I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away! 
Pick up line 192. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 
Pick up line 193. Hey baby you must be a light switch cuz every time I see you you turn me on! 
Pick up line 194. Stand still so I can pick you up! 
Pick up line 195. Hi we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me I'll call you and tell you the results. 
Pick up line 196. I didn't know that angels could fly so low! 
Pick up line 197. Excuse me but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! 
Pick up line 198. Do you like music?(Yes) Good I've got a great stereo in my car! 
Pick up line 199. Are you looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now? 
Pick up line 200. Man: (beckons woman with finger) Woman:(Approaches man) Man: Do you always cum when someone fingers you? 
Pick up line 201. Girl you look so good I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! 
Pick up line 202. Really like your peaches wanna shake your tree. 
Pick up line 203. Excuse me I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 
Pick up line 204. Pardon me but are those stretch marks around your mouth? 
Pick up line 205. Do you want to hear a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off?.. Oh you've already heard it.. 
Pick up line 206. I like your butt can I wear it as a hat? 
Pick up line 207. Pardon me but are you a screamer or a moaner? 
Pick up line 208. I think I can die happy now cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. 
Pick up line 209. Baby you must be a broom cause you just swept me off my feet. 
Pick up line 210. Do you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated. 
Pick up line 211. Baby you're so sweet you put Hershey's outta business. 
Pick up line 212. Go up to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her do you want a f**k(wait for a second gaugeing her reaction) and then say ...ing drink. 
Pick up line 213. Go up to a girl ask her: Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? She says no. Then wink. 
Pick up line 214. Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere? 
Pick up line 215. Excuse me do fries come with that shake? 
Pick up line 216. I'd spend money on you I haven't even made. 
Pick up line 217. I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over. 
Pick up line 218. Baby you look good coming AND going! 
Pick up line 219. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. 
Pick up line 220. I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you are a better woman than you are a person. 
Pick up line 221. So...Do you f**k or do I owe you an apology? 
Pick up line 222. Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya! 
Pick up line 223. I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you. 
Pick up line 224. Excuse me miss do you give head to strangers? No. Well then allow me to introduce myself. 
Pick up line 225. If this bar is a meat market you must be the prime rib. 
Pick up line 226. He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh how many time have you been married? He: Twice. 
Pick up line 227. Take an icecube to the bar smash it and say Now that I've broken the ice will you sleep with me? 
Pick up line 228. I play the field and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. 
Pick up line 229. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. 
Pick up line 230. You know what I like about you? My arms. 
Pick up line 231. What did you say? Oh I thought you were talking to me. 
Pick up line 232. So what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation? 
Pick up line 233. You make my software turn to hardware! 
Pick up line 234. As long as I have a face you'll have a place to sit. 
Pick up line 235. Was you father an alien? No why? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 
Pick up line 236. Hey baby How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me subtract our clothes divide your legs 
Pick up line 237. Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock! 
Pick up line 238. Hey baby let's play house you can be the door and I'll slam you! 
Pick up line 239. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 
Pick up line 240. Hello I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart. 
Pick up line 241. You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room 
Pick up line 242. There are 256 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more? 
Pick up line 243. As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars so let us illumin each other. 
Pick up line 244. Are you going places or just being taken? 
Pick up line 245. If god made anything prettier I hope he kept it for himself. 
Pick up line 246. I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours? 
Pick up line 247. Gee Girl your eyes remind me of cresent wrenches every time I look into them my nuts tighten! 
Pick up line 248. Hey baby I want to take you to Hawii.To the island of comona wanna lay ya! 
Pick up line 249. If you have a fake leg (or if you don't) rub hers and if she says anything say I'm sorry I thought that was my leg. 
Pick up line 250. Baby if you were a flower I would pick you! 
Pick up line 251. Baby you're so fine you're my 9.9... 
Pick up line 252. Hey I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute to catch your breath! 
Pick up line 253. What's the best thing to come out of a penis? the wrinkles! 
Pick up line 254. Hey baby is your name Gillete? Cuz you're the best a man can get! 
Pick up line 255. You know I have a romantic side....let's go back to my room and see how long it takes you to find out! 
Pick up line 256. Girl you must be a tater tot cuz you're Orida! 
Pick up line 257. (As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me! 
Pick up line 258. Girl you've got more curves than a back-country road! 
Pick up line 259. Baby you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day! 
Pick up line 260. Hey baby will it bother you if I sleep in the nude? 
Pick up line 261. Girl you got more legs than a bucket of chicken! 
Pick up line 262. She: You're so sweet... He: Well it's easy to be sweet when you're talking to sugar! 
Pick up line 263. Hi my name's coffee cuz I'll keep you up all night! 
Pick up line 264. Hey baby you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love! 
Pick up line 265. I saw your picture in the dictionary today it was under KABAAM! 
Pick up line 266. I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose but I just had to show it how you beautiful you are... 
Pick up line 267. Write a small note at the end write: Believe me when I say that my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading this letter with your lips. 
Pick up line 268. She: I can't wait to get home and jump into bed! He: Need somebody to break your fall? 
Pick up line 269. Honey you're just like a rifle one cock and you blow. 
Pick up line 270. Hey baby I can do things that would make Madonna blush. 
Pick up line 271. Would you like to see some jewels they've been in my family for years? 
Pick up line 272. Baby you're just like a pie you give everyone a piece. 
Pick up line 273. Would you like coffee tea or me? 
Pick up line 274. I'm just like the Energizer bunny. I keep going and going. 
Pick up line 275. Hey could you pick that up ? She says pick what up? My heart it just fell at your feet. 
Pick up line 276. If the sky was made of paper and the oceans made of ink I still wouldn't have enough space to describe how beautiful I think you are. 
Pick up line 277. My name's Snickers cuz I'll really satisfy you. 
Pick up line 278. While kissing someone passionately suddenly pull away and while looking deep into their eyes seductively say This is a game... a very sexy game. 
Pick up line 279. Excuse me do you work for Federal Express? I couldn't help but notice you checking out my package. 
Pick up line 280. Hey baby you wanna play road? That's when you lay down and I blacktop you! 
Pick up line 281. Hey baby I just got a new waterbed! Wanna make some waves? 
Pick up line 282. Hey baby I'm just like Kentucky Fried Chicken I'll do you right! 
Pick up line 283. Excuse me I've lost my tampon string would you care to help me find it? 
Pick up line 284. (Walk up to a chick and say) Excuse me... i couldn't help but noticing you undressing me with your eyes... 
Pick up line 285. Damn girl you look so good I don't know whether to eat you or say hello! 
Pick up line 286. Hey girl you must work at KFC because you are finger licking good! 
Pick up line 287. Hey baby I'm a musician....wanna come see my organ? 
Pick up line 288. Hey baby I'm a musician....come home with me and see a great pianist! 
Pick up line 289. Hey baby why don't you ride me like the pony you never got for Christmas! 
Pick up line 290. I feel like Richard Gere! Why? Because I'm standing next to a pretty woman. 
Pick up line 291. Nice Legs............ What time do they open? 
Pick up line 292. Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
