Mastering The Fine Art of Relaxation in other words...how to appear "Spoiled" (wallpaper is of our wonderful English, Logan and Ava) |
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Always "smile" while bone chewing appear "content" for all those watching Hold onto that bone for all it's worth... in case the big guy you stole it from comes back...! Don't worry....you don't look spoiled, just protective... Collect as many bones as you can at one time and don't let anyone else have one! |
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Surround yourself with toys, stretch out and "look like you're in heaven" if....you cannot make yourself look "lab-like" (above) |
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Ears down and to the side... Look innocent and "labrador retriever-like" and folks will believe you are spoiled... |
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Ahhhhh...stretch it out when you first wake up like you've already had a real tough day! |
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Start the day stealing bones from those that will allow it..... |
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Loaf & chat with friends in the sun keeping in mind that it could rain tomorrow... |
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Make everyone else "wait" to play ball until you're done resting |
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Act like you're going to release your favorite ball to play catch with a visitor... when letting go is really the last thing on your mind! and when they leave frustrated... roll in dog pillows laughing hysterically!! then get out that other ball you had stashed under a dog pillow and don't share it with anyone!! |
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Lastly, curl up in bed with your best girlfriend and don't leave any room for the boys! Make them sleep outside!! |
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When the "stud" of the house is chasing his tail to get your attention it's not being too spoiled for a gal to ignore him & let out a chuckle... |
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